battered

like owned but for use in the real world

guy 1 whacks guy 2 around the head with a rolled up piece of paper)

guy 3: ha! battered

by Valarafon June 22, 2004

batter

Delicious pre-baked form of cake, cookies, brownies, pancakes, etc

"MMM that batter was delicious"
"DUDE! My girlfriend came over and licked brownie batter of my c**k!"

by DurableBacon July 11, 2008

batter

The object of your affection; someone with whom you are caking.

You were getting awfully friendly over there. Who's the batter?

by J. Dodz April 19, 2006

batter

In Ireland the verb to batter is used as a slang for sexual intercourse.

"Jaysus I'm tellin' ya Mick, I battered her last night!"

by Eiméid October 04, 2005

batter on

In Ireland, the term means to "head off" or "leave." It can refer to leaving anywhere at all.

"Right lads, I'm gonna batter on here now"

"Alright, cya later."

by jitsuka May 06, 2008

hey, batter batter

This is something you yell if you're playing baseball, and you're on the sidelines, trying to distract the batter so he'll screw up.

Hey, batter batter!

Hey, batta batta!

by vanilla g-lotto December 20, 2004

battered

To be highly insulted. Usually so insulted that the victim is left speechless. Similar to owned. Often used with served.

Guy 1: Yo mamma so dumb she bought a solar powered flash-light!

Guy 2: You got battered like a cod!

Guy 3: *angryface*

by Karlsberg July 11, 2008