cake on a plate

The most desired food of Neil. Often found accompanied with orange juice.

Ah, yes I was just sitting down telling my amusing story, whilst some man stole my cake on a plate. He says he was proper banged.

by Random Dude January 14, 2005

cereal on a plate

During intercourse, if something goes in the wrong hole, then it is known as cereal on a plate because it does not belong there, much like cereal does not belong on a plate, but in a bowl.

We had cereal on a plate when my dick went in her ass last night.

by hahai'mblack June 19, 2010

Your face on a plate

Insult similar to 'your mum' but for smaller kids so you don't offend them too much!

Younger sister: Why is your ball bigger than mine?

You: Why is your face on a plate bigger than the ball?

by edgeFoHg January 5, 2012

dicks on a plate

any variation of a sausage dish

Mom: Honey, breakfast is ready

Son: What is it, mom?

Mom: Scrambled eggs and sausages

Son: AKA dicks on a plate, huh?

Mom: You watch your tone mister

by IheartSausages February 5, 2010

Hog on a plate

Slang for a female offering up her vagina for intercourse in hopes to conceive a child.

I was the one to tell your momma to put her hog on a plate , you digg?????

by Big Daddy Larron April 24, 2016

Sausage on a plate

Stretching your ballsack out so your penis lays on it like a plate .

Ethan was impressed with Paul’s sausage on a plate.

by Awol_partydrunk June 4, 2022

Just put it on a plate and call it dinner

Just do it; go ahead and finish up; hurry up already; nothing's perfect

"You have been working on that paper all night~just put it on a plate and call it dinner!"

by eliball June 21, 2013