tokyo chick puts scrambled eggs in a turky baster and squirts them up her ass, then shits em out on the japan steak house table and cooks em up for you.
by xdementia August 22, 2007
by mix master 31 November 17, 2009
A Sexual act where your roomate gives you a good morning after a night of gay sex by deficating on your chest
by IranianEgger June 5, 2010
by Corey Tyler August 20, 2008
The act of placing your nutsac on the back tire of a bicycle, then having someone mount the bicycle, and begin to ride it, skipping and smacking your balls around.
"Dude, why are you limping?"
"I got soooo drunk and decided to make a denver omlette."
"sounds good!"
"no dude... my testicles got smashed..."
"I got soooo drunk and decided to make a denver omlette."
"sounds good!"
"no dude... my testicles got smashed..."
by r3dpub November 25, 2007
When a woman is giving oral sex to a man, as he reaches climax he slams her head onto his penis forcing her to gag and vomit all over his crotch.
by big papa peter November 4, 2003
by Nick Elsom April 27, 2005