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spanish omelette

typical spanish dish.

ingredients: potatoes, eggs, and a good olive oil.

process: At first you have to cut the potatoes in small slices and fry it patiently at the pan for 20-30 minutes. Then, mix in a bowl the beaten eggs with the fried potatoes. With high fire, put and extend the mix at the pan, just a minute moving it without touching it, and then turn the omelette to the other side at the pan waiting also another minute.

If you are not a disaster cooking you will have a cheap, easy, exquisite and nutritive dish. Select a good wine, a bit of iberian jamon, and the autentic spanish flavour will came to you.

(please, don't mistreat people the "spanish" word with your definitions)
we are going to cook a spanish omelette
by Pedroparri September 21, 2007
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Sperm and egg omlete

A crude name for a baby. See also hump dumpling
Mary and Bob have there first sperm and egg omlete on the way, she's due in June.
by Special K - NH February 4, 2010
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Swedish Omelette

Cracking an egg into an asshole or vagina, then fucking it until it's scrambled, thus making an omelette.
Alex: Gab, wake up!
Gab: Why?
Alex: I want a Swedish Omelette for breakfast!
by PepperidgeFarm August 13, 2010
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Sloppy Omelette

The process of shoving an egg up a woman's vagina and proceeding to hit the vaginal area, thus causing the egg to break inside of her. Then one proceeds to slurp her yolky poon-tang.
Woman-"What would like for breakfast?"
Man- "I would like your sloppy omelette."
Woman-"One second, coming right down."
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spanish omelette

After you ejaculate from simulating sex with your partner's breasts, you stir your penis around in the cum pooled on her chest and neck.
Jake titty fucked her good and then served her up a spanish omelette as he finished.
by SecretiveSean January 17, 2008
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smegma omelette

Obvious, really. Two guys I know did this to a bloke they hated: whilst the omelette was setting, they scraped the guff off their cocks, and flicked it into a section of the omelette, and served that bit up to the bloke.

Purportedly, a famous guitarist from D.Purple also did this to someone.
You fed the Vicar WHAT??
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
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Spanish Omelette

Where you insert an egg into a Latino and fuck her so hard the egg becomes scrambled
Hunter gave Maddy the Spanish Omelette last night
by Brdmn68 June 2, 2018
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