omfj

oh my freaking jihad

OMFJ it's christmas season already

by dr sanjay gupta November 3, 2009

OMFJ

"Oh my fucking Jonas" (Jonas Brothers reference)

Like OMJ but with much more emotion behind it

"OMJ, I met the Jonas Brothers!"

"OMFJ, why didn't you get their autograph for me!"

(catfight ensues)

by Karly H August 26, 2008

OMFJA

Oh My Fuckin' Jessica Alba

Generally used by guys after watching any Fantastic Four movie.

Jessica Alba was so hot...

OMFJA

by falsepretense876 July 13, 2007

omfec

like omg but omfec means oh my fucking edward cullen. edward cullen is a fictional character from the best book in the world twilight.

566789001:OO! GUESS WHAT?
twilightluver2197:what?
566789001: i heard mrs. bwackbwackerfulio got fired today!
twilightluver2197: OMFEC!!!! DATZ SOOO GREAT!!

by CULLEN LUVER! October 18, 2008

omfsjc

Oh My Sweet Fucking Jesus Christ, similar to omg, omfg, wtf etc.
Created because sometimes wtf just isn't enough.

<person1>hey check this out, www.rotton.com/*anything u like*
(moments pause)
<person2>OMFSJC
<person1>hehe
<person2>theres sumthing wrong wif u

by Old Bean March 29, 2005

omfj

Oh My Fucking Jew.

boy 1- have you finished your math homework yet?
boy 2- OMFJ I forgot

by Melissa Weiner December 29, 2011

OMFZJ

OMFZJ
Oh My Fucking Zombie Jesus

Not to be confused with the common autocorrect OMDZJ
Oh My Ducking Zombie Jesus

OMFZJ did you see how low Carrie Fisher's boobs hang?

by KingFett September 20, 2014