Slap you with a day old biscuit

When you have been pissed at someone since yesterday and are on the edge of hitting them today.

Don't say nuthin to me. You were wrong for that sh@t yesterday. I will slap you with a day old biscuit!!

by MidCenturyMr January 14, 2009

Old Bean

British colloquialism:

An affectionate form of address, usually used in a greeting and almost universally said by a man to another man.

Ah good to see you (optional insertion of person's name) old bean. How are you?

by Douglas MacIntyre July 16, 2007

slap you with a day old biscuit

Hitting someone and making them feel like they never got a chance to butter their muffin

Don't talk to me today after what you did, I'll slap you with a day old biscuit!

by MidCenturyMr January 14, 2009

old bitch

A bitch who's old as fuck

She a old bitch

by Bellabrii May 27, 2017

good old boys club

A grouping of people in power that use that power for their own direct personal benefit, usually indirectly.

Whether its the government or business, there are many good old boys clubs in the world.

by ne1for23 March 31, 2015

old bag

A haggard, perpetually grumpy, good for nothing elderly woman.

Gertrude: "So Frank, did you hear about Walt's little doctor's visit? Seems the rectal examination made him a little bit squeamish. Let me tell you..."
Walt: "For Christ's sake! Shut up, you old bag, and grab me a cold one!"

by Nick D August 19, 2004

Old bay steamer

When a girl is in doggy and the man rapidly pulls out and the girl lets out a powerful queef that has an aroma of a warm clam.

Wow, Jessica hit me with an old bay steamer last night!

by Urmom6924/7 June 9, 2021