older guy syndrome

when a female or females become obsessed with an older male or a group of older males.
typically seen in high school situations when an older guy will talk to a younger girl and despite any amount of ugliness/dickishness the girl will become obsessed and next to ignore or look down on guys of her own age.

girl: oh this guy in the year above talked to me the other day, he is perfect, despite how he is completely unfunny unattractive and an overall dick
guy: someone has older guy syndrome

by jerkinabox March 18, 2013

Oberer

Military term for a score of "par" on a particular golf hole regardless of the actual amount of swings taken.

On a players 8th swing on a par 3.
(1)"This put is for Oberer."
(2)"I sank that for Oberer."

by truthsayr March 8, 2011

Older Brother

a genetic disorder of having a male older sibling. They have two objectives on life, one to annoy the living piss out of you, and two to protect/ teach you.

"My older brother is a total prick."

"My older brother helped me work on my spiral, now i can throw twenty yards farther."

"My older brother beat the shit out of my ex boyfriend, when he tried to rape me"

by avelmen1889 January 11, 2010

ohberdare

the answer you get when you ask a convenience store clerk for directions..to anything or anywhere.

"Hey where's the doritos compadre?" Tony asked the man behind the counter.

Oh you loooking ohberdare....ya ohberdare next to dattone...
OK

by Disexlia boy January 18, 2010

Suicide Bob-omber

When you hold a Bob-omb behind your Kart, and you position yourself to a spot where you’re directly in front of an opponent. When the guy behind you slipstreams, they will run into you, thus detonating the Bob-omb, with both you and the opponent affected by the explosion.

I was going to have 1st place, but the guy currently in 1st has a Bob-omb on his tail. How can I get past this suicide Bob-omber?

by Original Orangutans August 21, 2017

Oberlin College

One of the shittiest colleges you can go to.

“I got accepted into Oberlin college”
“That’s one of the shittiest colleges you can go to”

by Mi9w7jc March 10, 2022

oberheim

A keyboard company that pioneered early polyphonic synthesizers.

I want an Oberheim, but they are going for 2K on eBay. Who the fuck can afford that shit?

by David J. Hernandez May 24, 2005