orlando bloom

English actor, notable for having absolutely no acting ability at all. Has appeared in two of the most famous film franchises of recent times, and has contributed more to ruining the suspension of disbelief in these films than any number of white Volkswagens seen driving in the background.

Guy: "Every time Orlando Bloom has a speaking part in a movie I cringe"

Fangirl: "You just say that cos you're jealous that he's sex on legs!!!!"

Guy: "People say Johnny Depp's sex on legs too and I think he's a cool actor. I just don't like Orlando Bloom because he couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag"

by Ghunt70 October 23, 2007

Johnny Orlando

he is a super nice guy. He loves to smile. he loves to laugh. he is a celebrity. he is super PERFECT. any fans wants him so bad, even me. but he already have someone... it is Mackenzie Ziegler. she is one of his bestfriend... even tho i never met johnny or know johnny really well but i know that he loves Kenzie so much... like the way he look at her, every song he make is for her. i really wants to be his but.... i know I CANT...

well i just wants to say...

johnny orlando is the best guy that i ever know

“ johnny loves MACKENZIE ZIEGLER.. not me”

i love johnny orlando because he is a smart cute gentle talented boy... i love you Johnny Orlando “

by thefanwholovesjohnny September 21, 2018

Ogwan

1. A person who is mentally disabled or retarded.
2. Used as an insult against someone labeling them as retarded (usually after the person has done something very stupid).

1. That guy over there looks a little Ogwan.
2. You dont put pineapple on pizza you fucking Ogwan.

by Adolf Himler October 30, 2019

oglaf

One of the best web-based comics around. A good story set in an alternate universe with lots of sex and humor - and great pictures to boot! Updated every Sunday.

I discovered oglaf.com last night. I thought it was hilarious, and had to read all of them. Had to take a break at 'Invincible Shield Woman' though to fapp for a bit.

by Urbanite Frequenter May 9, 2011

Orlando Bloom

An English actor who starred in films such as 'Lord of the Rings', 'Troy' and 'Pirates of the Carribean'.
He has a lot of silly Fangirls drooling over him as well(Just read the last 5 pages of definitions).

Personally, I think Orlando Bloom is hideous, and that these fangirls need to get out more.

by Glittery Goddess May 21, 2004

Johnny Orlando

Johnny Orlando is someone who is strong minded and determined he won’t let anyone stand in his way, he is often very popular smart kind a funny pretty perfect ay. Johnny Orlando has many skills one being singing. One thing people should know about him is that his love life is tough as his true love is someone called Lara with a last name starting with S. The studies have been based of famous celebrity relationships and star signs so people find a fan of Johnny’s with the first name Lara and the last name starting with S

“Wow that Johnny Orlando guy is great wonder who her will date”-Sorry couldn’t think of anything

by The Fortuneteller April 19, 2018

Breezy Orlando

An act in which a male produces feces and urine onto the face of another man while he is laying down. He then gently farts upon the fecal matter and urine to make the effects of a breezy day on a Orlando beach.

Last night "Mr. Smith" gave "Mr. Brown" a Breezy Orlando.

That Breezy Orlando I got last night was the best I have ever had.

by Washington Roberts III March 1, 2009