offie

British English - an off-licence - shop licenced to sell alcoholic beverages

I'm popping down the offie to pich up some beers, do you want anything?

by Rory Davies September 23, 2003

offisewer

..... police officer working with an ethical code he found in the gutter...a sneaky cop...an unethical cop..a sly cop....a crooked cop...

That offisewer stole my watch when he pulled me over for a speeding ticket

by MsDeeVeeAns March 18, 2008

Offmessage

Adjective: To miss an easy shot when the odds are in your favour, or to make critical hits when the battle is already won.

Noun: One who misses easy shots, but makes unnecessary criticals.

"Missed an 80% chance to hit - that's such an offmessage shot"

"Oh, NOW I get a critical! Thanks Offmessage!"

by Tegularius August 31, 2017

Offie

Offie is a word that is used to describe someone that is a bitch ass nigga or someone that does some fucked up shit.

Example #1
DaeDae: Yo brodie, you hit those last night?
TyTy: Yeah but I had put a bag over that bitch head cause she was dead ugly gr8.
DaeDae: Yo you a offie LMFAOOOO

Example #2
Gary: Yo bro bro you know I don't go no gas but like can I hit the blunt one time?
Brandon:*Starts an argument with Gary and goes off on why he won't let him hit the blunt ONE TIME*
Gary: Yo Dae Dae can I hit your blunt? Cause Brandon's being a fucking offie bro, I'm just asking for one hit.
DaeDae: Yeah fo sho
Gary: *Takes one hit* Alright bro, good looks!

by JuanGotWords February 3, 2020

Offie

Originated in Hartford, CT. A lame person who refuses to accept they’re lameness, which makes them even lamer.

Look at this East Hartford offie

You a offie
Stop acting like a offie and just be yourself

by PsychicNeem November 23, 2021

Offie

People who usually are loners...such as sitting along at lunch due to a bad smell

Amina is auch an offie, she needs to take a shower

by Aammar September 7, 2006

punt my offices

Hottest new slang for "cut off my penis".
"punt my offices" is a perfect anagram for "cut off my penis"

John Bobbitt: Why'd you punt my offices!?!
Lorena: Temporary insanity caused by your constant physical, emotional, and sexual abuse.

by The Kentucky Kid January 3, 2008