Obeausity

Yet another excuse for fat people not to put down the fork.

Fat Bitch: oiinm,m nmnbot fgadat, imim,m OILGBFDAUEDTGDIGFSDFY11! LK;KO;OO;O;OOO;OLOL

Me: Jesus fucking christ, you're fingers are so gargantuanly lardy that you can't type without hitting all the adjacent keys. Stop with the stupid little denial phrases and lose some weight already!!

by Eric Melech April 8, 2005

Obeastitty

An obese woman (or man) whose breasts are bigger than the stomach. ( noun )

Oh my god Becky. Look at that woman's boobs. She is such an obeastitty.

I was just at the gym. An ogreweight guy in the locker room had a total obeastitty.

by Sasquatch6666 January 24, 2015

Obeasting

Sport eating, feasting, to the point of obesity.

What did you do this weekend? Sunday was full of football and obeasting!

by buxster07 October 23, 2017

This kitten fuckin obeast

When the juvenile of the species felis catus appears to be abnormally obese

Person: THIS KITTEN FUCKIN OBEAST

by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021

obfatscation

The technique of taking a picture in such a way as to obfuscate the fatness of the subject

She looked hot in her Myspace picture, but it was total obfatscation

by Tiiim October 18, 2008

Obeastity

N. The condition of being a very very very fat animal.

My dog's Obeastity limits his ability to lick his balls.

by BasementComedian March 12, 2013

obeastyality

greasy fat vicious cunt that hasn't been fucking laid in 10 yrs.. can't get sex from any male member of the human race.Such a loser with the utmost fucked up personality that she desperately relies on her sick fucking fantasies for sex that she has to rely on farm animals or non members of the human race to get off.

That disgusting fat cunt needs to get laid so fucking bad...I think sh practices obeastyality

by wooly September 7, 2004