nut butter

The horrible smelling mixture of sweat and nastyness that accumulates between a mans ball sack and taint. When guys stick their hands in there pants and then smell it they're testing the flavor of their nut butter

Dude, I've got a good batch of nut butter going right now.

by lukesmith5841 September 27, 2007

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numbnuttery

A state of stupidity; multiple examples of people doing stupid things; the lifestyle of a numbnut.

He is the biggest moron in the history of numbnuttery.

by sproing August 3, 2006

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nutbuster plus

A nutbuster plus is a fat chick who likes it on top, and gets into it so much that she generates additional inertia and momentum and completely flattens your balls.

Psarah, who weighs about 563.4 pounds when dry, is an absolute nutbuster plus.

by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009

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Nutduster

A style of facial hair also known as a soul patch. It's a small patch of hair on the chin just below the lip. It would be in the perfect position to dust off a set of nuts that would be on the man's chin as was performing fellatio.

It's not a soul patch, it's a nutduster!

by shaft311 October 20, 2008

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nutburger

Someone who holds a theory that is so dubious as to incite derisive laughter from those who hear it.

That YES is a real nutburger.

by gitcha glitch January 24, 2003

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Bean Nut Butter

That mixture of semen and lady juice found round the base of your cock after sexual intercourse.

Matty J: Hey Deano, you busy mate? I fancy some Bean Nut Butter!

Deano: Mate, you need a vagina for that shit.

Matty J: Yeah, I know, but you're so hot I want to try it anyway. Just chalk it down as practice. Now get your ass out.

Deano: For fuck sake Matty J, you really are the biggest queer I've met in my life. Just be gentle.

by BruffandConlon September 4, 2013

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