Boss: Heres your money
Me: *Puts in wallet*
Me: *Goes back in time*
Boss: Heres your money
Me: Stonks
Me: *Puts in wallet*
Me: *Goes back in time*
Boss: Heres your money
Me: Stonks
by not a dictionary September 9, 2019
by Genoa II November 22, 2007
by Anon. October 1, 2003
1. When you invest in Stonks, you put a lot of risk and money into it and hope to get more money than you put in. Usually high risk, high rewards
2. It could also refer to financial losses, like debts, or loans, just please don't commit tax evasion and you won't be in stonks
3. Similarly, it can also describe a poor financial decision, such as lack of savings, paying off the wrong debt first, or just having a crappy credit score.
2. It could also refer to financial losses, like debts, or loans, just please don't commit tax evasion and you won't be in stonks
3. Similarly, it can also describe a poor financial decision, such as lack of savings, paying off the wrong debt first, or just having a crappy credit score.
George loves investing in stonks.
Katherine was in stonks after the divorce.
Finn had a habit of overusing credit cards, which turned out to be a HUGE stonks
Katherine was in stonks after the divorce.
Finn had a habit of overusing credit cards, which turned out to be a HUGE stonks
by izzuuu April 15, 2023
When you up to your own post on Reddit:
"Stonks"
Buy 1 for the price of 2 and get 2 for the price of 1:
"Stonks"
"Stonks"
Buy 1 for the price of 2 and get 2 for the price of 1:
"Stonks"
by DankStonks June 18, 2019
by urbanrodeo October 4, 2008