Noonies

A charming and rather twee word to describe testicles.

He said my thighs were fat ..................so I kicked him in the noonies.

by CazDee September 18, 2006

Noonies

Noonies are when you got to the pub in the afternoon for "just one drink" and by the time you leave its pitch black outside (not that you're in a fit state to see any way after actually having about 10 drinks)

It normally happens on a friday after finishing work early.

Noonies are NEVER planned.

"Oi Oi Dave wanna go down the pub for a quick pint“
" yeah sure mate as long as we dont end up having noonies like last time"

by dylbertl December 26, 2018

noonie

a pacifier; a rubber, plastic, or silicone nipple given to an infant or other young child to suck upon.

Give a noonie to a crying baby and it will pacify them from both crying and hunger.

by Mooodeee November 14, 2009

Noonies

Black womans boobs

cracker: i love ur noonies

black woman: i kno their beautiful

by noonies<3 September 19, 2010

Noonie

A typical white frat boy , someone who is into bing drinking , pukka shells, abercrombie and fitch , nickleback , and date rape . Derivative of Fonzanoon. Someone basically who is very cocky and has nothing to back it up with , And who is also very loud and obnoxious

" man did you notice Linda's boyfriend is a real Noonie"

by Blackie Gleason November 8, 2011

Noonie

A noonie is an industrious young man who is always looking for fun as is willing to work for it. He sees a bicycle he likes, so he mows lawns until he can afford it. He sees skis and poles at a garage sale, so he takes a job cleaning out garages so he can buy them. Any parent would be happy to call their son a noonie!

<> Look at that noonie dance while he mows the lawn. He sure can make working in the heat if the day look like fun! When he has earned enough $$$, he’s going to take his girl out to a movie. Wh v N at a great guy!
<> I need someone to weed my vegetable garden, so I’m looking for a noonie. He’ll do the work, and I’ll be entertained just watching him!
<> Honey, the attic is a mess! I’ll get the 🎶bombox🎶 / you hire the noonie, and don’t forget to set up the video camera before he gets here. We’ll make a fortune from YouTube likes!

by Lacemaker427 July 23, 2018

noonies

Refers to the drowsiness / sleepiness one feels after their lunch break while at work.

Office Worker: I had 3 meat pies for lunch and now its 2pm and I've got the noonies! I feel so sleepy now!

by touhourules June 3, 2015