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Tough Noogies

like saying too bad, i don't give a shit, or give it a rest it's not happening
Nancy: I thought we were going to spend some time together tonight.
Todd: Tough noogies toots, I got better things to do.
by DWadds April 1, 2008
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noobshit

when someone is a noob, dumber than the average human, and a piece of shit at the same time
"You noobshit!"
by toefoo May 19, 2010
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noogle

A nickname for new Google employees. Derived from the propeller hats that say "Noogle" which they are given their first day on the job.
by Jojo Krako January 2, 2008
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Nooged

Kinda like the Indian handshake.

To Noog is to caress you genitals till your hand get nice and moist then approach an ususpecting person and give them a handshake.
Bruce was being a real ass to me today im totally going to NOOG him after work.

Wow my hands all sweaty i think that asshole just NOOGED me.

Look the cops, im for sure going to NOOG them.
by Mick Bastard September 25, 2009
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hacker noobs

hacker noobs are mutated noobs. They feed on the pain of other gamers by pwning them in a cruel way...hacking. Hacking is either changing to course of the game or modifying your game experience by having something nobody else can ever have. Hacking noobs can also be people that hack in to internet, blogs, security etc. in a noobish style.
WTF! These hacker noobs killed me again!
by Le Godfather July 7, 2010
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noobsauce

The purest compound of noob, or more definitively, the simplest form of noob. The noob molecule consists of carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, and titanium. It is very unstable, can be found in all three states of matter (solid, liquid, and gas) on earth, and is usually saturated.

To be less specific in chemical makeup, noobsauce consists of two major ingredients: noob and sauce.

The noob is a lonely creature that roams the internet searching for an answer but often only finds people against him in his journey to find the truth. Many noobs grow out of their state to become noobhaters themselves, but the process of maturity is long and arduous.

Sauce is a key ingredient in almost every living substance. Some believe that the term sauce is too unspecific, and that there are many different types of sauce. While this is true, sauce in its most basic form is no type of sauce at all. In fact, tomato sauce, like noobsauce, is made of two very different bases: tomato and sauce. Sauce can be combined with almost anything, and, for the purpose of this definition, sauce bonds with the purest essence of noob to create the compound that we today know as noobsauce.

The origin of noobsauce is unknown, but most likely was a joint creation between the vast amount of users of the world wide web. According to currently accepted theories, these intelligent pioneers of science experimented with the noob compound and accidently came across this substance. They found its characteristics remarkably interesting and continued to experiment.

Today, thanks to these brilliant engineers, many variations of noobsauce can be found across the world. Noobsauce varies based upon the geographical locations where it is found. American noobsauce has a rather derogatory meaning, whereas the Chinese version of noobsauce can be used to sell online gaming items over internet trading posts such as eBay. These Chinese noobs have become some of the wealthiest people of their country.

The antithesis of noobsauce is awesomesauce, which of course consists of awesome and sauce. The awesome compound is very similar to that of the noob. Like the noob compound, it consists of carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen, but titanium is replaced by argon. Combining noobsauce and awesomesauce results in a similar situation as combining a base and an acid: they are each neutralized, the sauce assimilating into its original form, and, when awesome and noob bond, matter itself implodes only to erase this impossible combination of elements from existence.

In conclusion, noobsauce is a very fragile substance and should not be tampered with lest it contaminate the other substances around it. Too much exposure to noobsauce can result in deforming effects to those exposed.

Side effects may include whining, asking too many questions, and using numbers in the place of letters in words where they should not be used (for instance typing n00b54uc3 instead of noobsauce).

(Slang) To be covered in noobsauce - V. tr.
1. The act of being infected with the noobsauce compound.
2. The illusion of being infected with the noobsauce compound.
Last night Dr. Strangelove experimented with noobsauce in an attempt to infect Soviet militants only to find himself infected this morning.

"Hey man, you're covered in noobsauce!"
"No way, you're covered in noobsauce!"

"Last night I went to ManchuWok for dinner and poured an entire tray of noobsauce all over me. Now I can't even find my way around World of Warcraft."
by Pablo Nella July 17, 2007
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noobshack

A server that houses mostly noobs. Those who are not noobs are a-holes who like getting cheap points.
-K/d?*
-22/1!
-Hax?
-Noobshack.

* K/d = kill to death ratio in an online shooter.
by isselman2000 September 13, 2009
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