One-eyed nobber

A one-eyed nobber is someone who is a complete doofus and has usually done something stupid.

As if you just walked into that wall you one-eyed nobber!

by Soapster321 June 6, 2021

Norbert

The most Beautiful and cutest person alive.

OMG there is Norbert,the Badass and Pro .

by DerGerät January 6, 2017

nooberty

noun - The transition in which a "n00b," or a beginner, becomes "l33t" in a certain area or field, espically in internet gaming (e.g. counterstrike).

1.After playing CS for about a year, Joey went through nooberty and was so l33t he was able to join a Cal-O clan.

2. I hope I hit nooberty quick so I can scrim my friends.

by N. Bivens August 3, 2006

Nobber

An everyday 'error' performed to perfection and in company. Can be used as a noun "You Nobber" or as an adjective "That was a nobber thing to do".

The dropping of items often filled with a hot substance i.e. tea, coffee mugs - "You absolute nobber"

Smashing / breaking things due to awful hand to eye coordination, usually early in the morning.

Making a complete cock-up of simple everyday tasks e.g. cooking - burning / ruining dinner. "That was such a nobber mistake".

by Wazza101 February 3, 2012

Norbert

The true meaning of the word Badass. One true badass mofo.

That norbert, hes such a badass. Not even Jaime can outdo him.

by Quan h December 14, 2008

norbert

Norbert is a hungarian male name.In german it means: "North Light".It's hungarian shoutcut is : Norbi.

I saw Norbert yesterday.
My name is Norbi.

by Norbi November 13, 2007

Storm Nobber

Aka the Facebook weather police. They moan their asses off when it's too hot and totally piss their pants during a thunderstorm. "OMG it's raining outside"...You don't need a Facebook weatherman to tell you which way the wind is blowing!

Did you see all the Storm Nobbers on Facebook last night? ...Yeah...what's all that about!?

by Dunney Boy July 17, 2015