nippleature

The condition or appearance of a woman's areolas and nipples.

Though you'd never guess it when she walks down the street, she is a woman of remarkable nippleature, though she is modestly enchested.

by J. D. Obenberger August 24, 2008

Nipplitis Giganticus Majora

The mental disorder, in which, psychologically challenged individuals begin tugging on their nipples due to stress of being disease infested, yeasty, smelly, dirty old whores. The tugging increases the size of the nipples, which after years of this affliction, end up looking like earth worms hanging off an aerola.

Example - Rent "Yo Breasts Be Busted Bitch", starring adult film screen actress Martha Hess.

I didn't know what to do when I found out she had Nipplitis Giganticus Majora. I knew she was a crazy bitch, I just didn't know it was due to her herpes, which has caused her great psychological anguish. When I look at her breasts it's like a car accident.... I can't look away. I'm just afraid she's going to slap me around with those stringy ass nipples..... OIIIIII!

by Fortune Cookie Fucker January 13, 2008

Nipplets

What you call your nipples when they get hard and cold...

(I just got in the pool)
"wow, look at my nipplets"

by realangel October 24, 2008

nipplenuts

The parts of the female anatomy that becomes hard and protruded when the temperature is cold.

Jill - "It's so cold that I'm freezing my nipplenuts off!"
(The female version of "Freeze my Nuts off")

by Coldy McColderson July 8, 2010

Nippleitis

When one's nipples are always hard, no matter what the situation.

John: "Dave your nipples are always so hard even when it isn't cold out"
Dave: "Yeah dude I have a serious case of nippleitis "

by jibbydibby September 17, 2015

Nipplets

The male version of nipples

my nipplets are cold

by TG: 83 September 28, 2004

nippletis

when a girl/boy uncontrollably bites your nipples until you bruise.

pizza nippletis

by alfonso_hueso May 22, 2009