pirate-ninja

a kilowatt-hour per martian day

Mark Watney created the pirate-ninja as a standard unit

by knafb;lkfbvaklfndbknlF;LKNVDLB July 3, 2015

The Law of Inverse Ninja Strength

When confronted by ninja(s), the individual ninja will be far more powerful than a group of ninjas. To see the effectiveness of a group of ninjas simply use the equation power= 1/n, where n is the number of ninjas

Don't worry about the group of 1,000 ninjas, worry about the single guy, according to The Law of Inverse Ninja Strength

by jamundertoast December 17, 2010

Ninjago

The best LEGO show in existence. Cannot be destroyed by anyone or anything. It has the biggest fandom in LEGO and is definitely NOT just for kids.

Ninjago. That's it, just Ninjago. There is no more to say.

by WindNinjaLizzie April 23, 2020

Ninjaywalk

Stealthy jaywalking that can occasionally be of badass proportions

Person 1: Dude! I turned away for one second, and then you were on the other side of the street despite all this traffic.

Person 2: Yeah, I ninjaywalked.

by ComoMococo February 28, 2011

Clockwork Ninja

A highly dependable criminal assistant, as seen in the GTA: San Andreas mission, 'Robbing Uncle Sam.'

CJ: Where we going?
Ryder: Ocean docks.
CJ: How we get this van? It wasn't outside when I came through.
Ryder: My homie LB, he like a clockwork ninja! Real dependable. Unlike some of you motherfuckers...
CJ: Give it a rest man.

by Attitewd September 7, 2007

playing fruit ninja

suggests someones cutting themselves

'oh Hey i was playing fruit ninja a lot yesterday!!'
'you know that isnt good'
'i know perfectly well!!#

by azzysass June 27, 2021

Ninja Goblin

A phrase yelled by your sleeping boyfriend in the middle of the night before he slaps you around the face and lays back down in the bed.

Ninja Goblin!!!

by oogaflugen September 29, 2013