Newtoned

When an older man is having sex with a younger man doggystyle and the older mans elongated ball sack(due to gravity) slams into the younger mans ballsack in front of him causing pain and resembling the action of the balls on a Newtons Cradle which is found on many desks. Newtons 4th law of motion.

I was having sex with my boss at the office so I could get Friday off. He was giving it to me hard when all of the sudden he got into a funky rythmn and his saggy balls " Newtoned" me.

by patm1r January 24, 2015

Neoney

Some bot developer kid

Neoney is developing yet another bot

by Joe girlfriend November 30, 2019

Ripped Me A New One

From the Latin derivative, Rippitus Aholus, Literally: "Ripping one a new A**Hole"

ie; When she found out I cheated on that test, she "ripped me a new one"

by Wallach May 22, 2008

that newness

of dissimilar origin and usually of superior quality
<sometimes referred to as dat newnew>

that blog is that newness

its dat new new

by dat new new March 29, 2009

Nexoned

When a maple story private server gets shut down because Nexon discovers them and sends a warning if they don't shut it down they'll be sued.

Steezybro: Ay man Rydah MS is down. Whats goin on?

Meswitdeath: Mabey they got Nexoned...

Created by Meswithdeath

by Stetdawg January 22, 2010

ripped a new one

verbally wrecked to shreds; roasted

i was ripped a new one by my track coach after fucking up at the meet.

by jaminator69 December 14, 2016

neonetonic

Exhibiting features of neonety- either the retention of juvenile characteristics in the adults of a species, or the sexual maturity of a creature before adulthood.

Used to describe anime characters or teenagers who look older then they should...

Asuka can be described by her neonetonic features and small, pert breasts.

by Markavian January 22, 2008