nerdbomb

receiving an oral while under neath the card table while playing a nerdy games such as monopoly or risk

I received a nerdbomb underneath the table while I was playing Monopoly last night

by boogerwithsugar December 6, 2014

nerdbonics

More than just lame nerd speak (which would correctly be nerdonics). Nerdbonics is used for gangster internet nerds, thereby necessitating the extra "b". One can never self-identify as a gangster internet nerd. An individual can only gain the use of the extra "b" through repeatedly using lame internet based portmanteaus, having a google reader following of at least 15, or possibly actually taking the time to accurately define nerdbonics in urban dictionary.

In Google Wave conversation:

Padraic: "I have so many followers on google reader. The internet is much better then the meatspace. I bet you have a filthy memory hole."

Witty commentator: "Nerdbonics.. holla!"

by MastaBlastaRasta November 26, 2009

Nerdboner

when one becomes instantly sexually aroused by something nerdy. this includes video game content, anime, cosplay outfits and costumes, and nerdy tattoos.

Neville: Dude, my girlfriend sent me a picture of her in her new costume... when I saw tabbie dressed as sexy Luigi I got such a nerdboner I had to go bust a nutt in the shower

Sam: Thats so fucking Nerdy!!

Neville: I got so turned when I thought about getting me a mario costume and fucking Luigi tabbie...

Sam: What the fuck?! Isn't that kind of gay dude..

by Claytopen October 2, 2011

nerdbone

A highly intelligent, yet often misunderstood, person. Often seen camping out in the hallways near their math professor's office engaged in highly stimulating conversations on esoteric, yet important (they would say), issues dominating the math world.

If upon sighting a nerdbone, one is to proceed with much caution, as any if hint of politeness-- or what one may call friendship--is hinted at, the nerdbone quickly follows with lengthy conversation, usually involving several math, sports, or some irrelevant science references.

Often seen driving Ford Tauruses, lunching on Jack-in-the-box, and at the grocery store with their mom. Highly proficient in nerdbonics.

Tom: Did you see they were coming out with a new Star Wars movie?

Bob: No.

Bill: Did you know, that by the laws defined by Cauchy, et al. laid down in the spectacular book " Scientific Knowledge for the Socially Inept", that laser guns...

Tom: Hey, nerdbone, is that your Taurus being towed?

by nerdbone January 17, 2011

nerdbomber

An urban legend who is believed to sell gypsy blood and unicorn hair. Contrary to popular belief, they do NOT ride unicorns or have pots of gold. Some have heard that they are amazing people, but not enough people have met them for that statement to become factual.

"That nerdbomber just changed my life in a very positive way!"

by Gribbstein October 12, 2009

nerdbomber

a really retarded person who also happens to be blonde or at least blonde at heart and is like super dumb sometimes! but is also loved a LOT

bekah- do you have a towel?
nikki- (sarcastically)no we dont believe in towels.
bekah- what!? how do you get dry!?
nikki- haha your such a nerdbomber!

by nerdbomber May 8, 2008

Nerdbomber

n. Someone who is a nuisance; annoying personality

Sara keeps annoying Bill; she is such a nerdbomber.

by Blacksoul May 13, 2006