Russian Nutcracker

The act of placing your ball sack between your partners calf and thigh, then them crushing your ball sack inbetween their calf and thigh with extreme force. Pleasurable to masochists.

"Hey man, me and my girl did a Russian Nutcracker, gotta say that was ball bustin''."

by Ball Bustin Bob April 4, 2016

Norwegian Nutcracker

When you take a piano wire and tie it around the base of your nutsack and have a friend yank on the wire from behind, effectively making you fall forward and smack your head on a yellow fire hydrant.

No, other color fire hydrants are not allowed.

"So me and the boys were getting a bit experimental last night. But we should have known better- Every Norwegian Nutcracker ends with a trip to the hospital..."

by OzzyDoesThings January 12, 2021

Portuguese Nutcracker

When having sex with a girl doggystyle, before you ejaculate you remove your penis and stick it in her anus, while at the same time try to stick both of your nuts in her vagina. This is physically impossible due to the tug to cum ratio of the nuts.

I was having sex with my girlfriend last night and I tried to give her a Portuguese Nutcracker... nearly thought my balls were going to fall off.

by osogato25 July 28, 2012

Nutcracker

When you get hit by something/someone in your balls/testicles so hard you scream nutcracker

Joe: ARGH NUTCRACKER!!
Aiden:haha, got hit in the balls didn't you?
Finn:rlly dude?

by a wild bandaid May 8, 2017

nutcracker

to be kicked in the junk at tremendous force. causing the recipient to bend over double

if you were losing in a fight and you thought you were gonna not make it out you would give the other guy a nutcracker

by chadsexington4 October 4, 2006

Nutcracker

an excellent ballet by Peter Ilyich Tchaikovsky. The music is set to the story by E.T.A. Hoffmann. The ballet was composed in 1892, as his Op. 71. The Nutcracker is his shortest ballet, much shorter compared to Swan Lake. The ballet contains two acts and is most famous for Scene 12, the Divertissement, which contained most of the pieces in the Nutcracker Suite which became more popular than the ballet itself.

The Nutcracker is probably the best ballet ever written and is performed annually by many communities.

by Exhoc April 10, 2006

pearl nutcracker

When the female oral sexes her partner and punches him on the nuts at the point of climax causing his semen to fly in all directions.

John: "omg i'm about to cum"
Jane: "bring it home to me baby"
**John brings, then Jane punches**
John:"AAAAAARRGGHH what was that!?!?!"
Jane:" the pearl nutcracker"

by Skoldzer April 6, 2009