wigger necessary

When white people have to use black people products cause its only made for black people

white guy #1- " dude whats up with the black guy on your razor bump stopper, are you a wigger or something? "

White guy #2- " oh, its cause i get razor bumps on my head from shaving it and they only make this stuff for black guys... its totally wigger necessary. "

by steverweeeeee December 14, 2008

necessary bullshit

The total and utter nonsense that you yourself don't believe, but will appease your college/university professors in an essay.

Dude, that passage on new age hyperrealism is the necessary bullshit I need to ace that English essay!

by Nuju April 27, 2010

necessary

Everything in the past, including war was necessary, because it existed. This does not mean to say that it is necessary now or in the future.

People started to realize the basic game center could move to life support instead of death support and it was now necessary to work for only 6 hours per year instead of the current 2,000, to support war mongers.

by fred ressler January 15, 2008

the not-necessarily-religious

The perfect religion for those who aren't sure if they really believe in a god, but don't want to risk the big red one. Based on being as good as you can be, but not going over the top and showing up the others, the religion of the not-necessarily-religious doesn't believe in rules as such, at least not written ones. Therefore there are no commandments, but believers are asked to be nice to people and to really try and not steal things or kill people, if they can really help it. Attendance at a church is by no means compulsory, or even advised, but a number of popular pilgrimages exist, such as the centre of the civilised world, Home Bargains.

"Hey Josh, wanna come pray to God with me and my good buddies?"
"Nah, I'm one of the not-necessarily-religious."
"Oh. I didn't know you were, uh, 'like that'."
"What the hell does that mean? Son of a bitch!"
"Ah, no! My splean!"

by Horace Wimp November 8, 2006

Necessary

A word you say on a daily bases, but don't know how to spell

Mark: Hey, how do you spell "Necessary"

John: N-E-S-S-E-C-A-R-Y

Mark: Thanks

by Bananman1234 October 29, 2020

Was that really necessary?!?

The common response from a balding, middle-aged janitor with nothing to live for when faced with spilt sriracha.

Me: *spills sriracha on the counter and floor*

Virgin janitor: 😐 Was that really necessary?!?

by wpkoski September 11, 2021

necessory

It's a necessary accessory. Like a cap or an oversized watch. An extra item you feel compelled to wear, "rock", or "roll with."

When walking down Michigan Avenue in Chicago everyone you pass seems to be sold on one necessory or another, like an MP3 player or a bold breifcase.

by Rich Wilens August 25, 2006