When you get a dildo, use an adhesive to attach to forehead, and proceed to shove dildo up hole of choice. While swimming.
by DankuPatonku October 17, 2017

TOURIST: wow! look at that fish with a long unicornish nose thing in the water!
TOUR GUIDE: that is called a narwhale
TOUR GUIDE: that is called a narwhale
by dumb blondie June 1, 2005

by LuFawnda March 19, 2012

An chunky to obese female coupled with unattractive facial features. A distinctly Southern Californian slang circa 1979, corresponding with the release of the B-52's breakthrough single, "Rock Lobster".
Setting - Madame Wongs West (a seminal New Wave club in West LA in the late 70's - early 80's)
Brozinsky 1 - "Dude, be on the lookout for any hot little surfer chix!"
Brozinsky 2 - "There goes a narwhal..wee-ooo, wee-ooo!" (done in your best Fred Schneider voice!)
Brozinsky 1 - "Dude, be on the lookout for any hot little surfer chix!"
Brozinsky 2 - "There goes a narwhal..wee-ooo, wee-ooo!" (done in your best Fred Schneider voice!)
by Chezdubz April 25, 2011

simple~ITS A UNICORN WHALE!!! there is a rare breed called the "flying narwhal" but that only happens in special cases where the narwhal gets attacked by evil tacos. Only then will this awesome flying defense kick in.
by i like......SQUIRRELS!! May 5, 2011

by llamasarecool October 23, 2012

A horn whale type creature that when you tend to tell people about it the first thing they think is 'Could you have sex with it?'
"DUDE ITS A FREAKING NARWHAL.!"
"A what?"
"A horned whale."
"You ever you know...?"
"No, what?"
"Tap that?"
"Dude thats just wrong"
"A what?"
"A horned whale."
"You ever you know...?"
"No, what?"
"Tap that?"
"Dude thats just wrong"
by DisasterLindsey. May 19, 2009
