academic narcolepsy

1. The term used to describe feeling bored or tired at the thought of schoolwork
2. The condition where one instantly falls asleep at the mention or thought of class/classwork. Chronic, no cure.

“Every time I walk into French it’s like I have academic narcolepsy. I can’t stay awake!”

by curious.george December 8, 2009

orgasmic narcolepsy

A sleep disorder in which the affected person immediately and uncontrollably falls asleep after sex or any orgasm inducing activity.

My bf is so pissed because he wants to talk and cuddle after sex and I always pass out. I tried to explain to him I had a condition called orgasmic narcolepsy, but he's not buying it.

by ta2dspinner September 24, 2011

Theatrical Narcolepsy

The inability to stay awake during a movie, but can also be used with watching T.V. or anything on a T.V. screen.

"Pedro immediately falls asleep during any movie, I think he suffers from Theatrical Narcolepsy." said Geoff

by G(f) February 12, 2009

Italian Narcolepsy

When you've eaten too much pasta and bread, and become drowsy or nod off afterwards.

"Hey, you see Frankie, sleeping at the table?!"
"Oh, yeah, he's just got Italian Narcolepsy."

by stonedintellectual October 18, 2019

Olympic Narcolepsy

The sensation you get that you will abruptly fall asleep at any moment during the day due to trying to watch as much of the Olympics as you can the night prior, causing you to stay up way too late. A seasonal disorder, occuring in winter or summer only, and is of brief duration (around 2 weeks), and usually occurs in even numbered years. VCR, TiVO or other recording device is the only known remedy.

Jim: "Boy, look at John. He is drooling all over his spreadsheets and computer and he even had 3 cups of coffee. What do you think is wrong with him?"

Jane: "I don't know, but I think he may have Olympic Narcolepsy trying to see the Jamaican bobsled team medal. It was the last event last night."

by PainDoc February 17, 2010

Post Culinary Narcolepsy

A Slang Medical Term for when you fall asleep after eating Food, Or when you are very tired and want to fall asleep.

Also Shortened to PCN

"I am suffering from Post Culinary Narcolepsy after that meal"

by MRsneezy August 10, 2007

Narjolepsy

(n) A sleep disorder in which your friend, relative, spouse, or other acquaintance named "Jo" falls asleep without any warning. Often times this happens during text conversations. It is obvious that this happens when there is a long delay to respond to a message. Typically, you find out hours later or the next day that they just fell asleep during the conversation. This is the female form. The male form is spelled "Narjoelepsy".

"Man, I was texting my old lady Jo last night and she just stopped responding. I figured that she fell asleep again. She's got a bad case of narjolepsy"

by What About Bob? January 17, 2013