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Narcotics Anonymous

If you are concidering attending an NA meeting and wonder what it's like, it's probably gonna be not like you expected. Many emphasize the 12 step program NA uses, the sponsor-system and the "higher force" but what makes NA unique is that all of this is voluntary, and the "higher force" is not God or Jesus, but a force within yourself. You don't have to call first, sign a membership or plan anything, you can just show up at the meeting and sit down around a table.

Nobody has to say anything at a meeting, making it an easy starting point for someone who are looking to end their drug problems. What you do is listen, to people who know your drug problem from every aspect because they have experienced it themselves. Some are in a worse place than you are, while others have achieved the things you dream of. Meeting these people in an eviroment where you are equals can be very inspirational and this is why NA often succseed where "the system" fails.
Just get your ass to a meeting and sit down and listen. The shittier you feel walking into narcotics anonymous the better you'll feel coming out. Don't ask me why, but it works.
by The Incredible nerd/junkie February 2, 2010
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Narcotits

Narcotits: Boobs that have a narcotic effect that puts one to sleep when cuddling,holding, or sucking on them.
You had better stop cuddling my narcotits or you'll fall asleep again.
by herdudeness June 25, 2014
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Narcotic

An opiate, such as heroin, morphine, or opium. It doesn't mean just any super-addictive drug, like meth. Just opioids like codeine.

Too often misused by propagandists and the ignorant as a word to describe any illegal drug that you're not supposed to use. This is probably because of its scary-sounding name, like some sort of hybridization between psychotic and nark, which just sounds awful.

Don't listen to anybody who uses it that way. They have no clue what they're talking about.
Wingnut health teacher: narcotics like marijuana and crack cocaine make your penis fall off. True story.

Me: pot is not a narcotic. You should now this. But you're paid by the government, so I guess I should be more realistic. God forbid you say something an educated doctor would say!!
by Ihatethewarondrugsftg December 14, 2011
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Narcobaiting

Falling asleep while masturbating - A combination of narcolepsy and masturbating.
"Oh, man... I was so tired, I kept dozing off while I was trying to jack it. I was narcobaiting!"
by Frishhawk August 27, 2011
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postphagotory narcosis

That really tired, lazy feeling one gets after stuffing oneself on food. From: post, meaning after; phag; meaning eat; and narco, meaning sleep.
Duuuuuuuuude, Thanksgiving was soooo great, but I can't friggin' move... I got postphagotory narcosis!
by TinDefacto March 14, 2010
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Narcoticated

When a person is had taken too many drugs and can't function
The act of being too wasted on illegal or legal narcotics, is said to be narcoticated
by Sadajeet October 8, 2015
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Beaver Narcotics

n. That which intoxicates a male in the throes of new infatuation leaving him senseless, useless and wishy-washy. The affected individual may lose all desire for any human contact other than with the object of his desire. Symptoms may include glazed eyes, thousand yard stare and a compulsion to divulge details of recent sexploits with anyone who will listen. Immediate effects of beaver narcotics are post coital pliability and a desire to turn all possessions and free will over to the pussy pusher.

See also: Pussy Whipped, and Snatch Trapped
ex. "Hey, we haven't seen Marvin in a while. What's his deal?"
Dude, you don't know? He's all strung out on Beaver Narcotics. He's willed everything to his new girlfriend, Dorcas. I think he's been snatch-trapped.
by Crankshaw October 1, 2009
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