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Narcifist

When you fist your girlfriend and then spin her around so she can realize the world does revolve around you.
Jess was confused until i narcifisted her and she knew I was her daddy from then on.
by Bendeasy May 13, 2018
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narcistic

commonly used to describe someone who is 1) full of themselves 2) loves theself 3) loved by the person you were called narcistic by.
1) im so great

2) im sexy man!

3) you are so narcistic Luke- Peyton Wiseman
by BHS 2013 September 19, 2009
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narcicastic

A form of humor in which narcissism is used sarcastically
"I'm pretty much the most beautiful and amazing person you will ever know." ... "You know I'm just being narcicastic, right?"
by La-Phawnda September 19, 2015
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Narcissest

The act of loving one's self. i.e. masturbation
My mother walked in while I was commiting an act of narcissest last night.
by Boss_Colo March 3, 2011
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narcileptisexual

You become drowsy when aroused sexually.
My girlfriend was really hot but unfortunately she is a narcileptisexual so we never get to have sex while she's awake.
by Thermight July 2, 2015
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Narcisscest

A Narcisscest is one who loves themselves so much that the would marry and have children with themselves. Typically suffering from severe Narcissism to the point of sexual arousal derived from the sight or thought of themselves. See Narcissist, Narcissism
He is such a Narcisscest he would date his reflection!
by Darththekitty101 January 18, 2016
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Narciste

The lifestyle of an immature (but common) egoist, which utilizes group dynamics and narcissism as a weapon to destroy others socially (their relationships, livelihood, and/or ability to function in society). Consistently found (and easily recognized) in school bullying, workplace competition, and politics. But also rampant throughout society.

Not a gendered, nor age-restricted lifestyle, but most commonly associated with adolescent girls. Not predicated on sexual orientation, but routinely wielded by homosexuals, and other left-leaning political groups, as a primary source of influence and power.

Inevitably anti-intellectual, and pseudo-emotional, to the point of mocking all sincere emotions, and verbally devaluing of all items of intellectual, spiritual, individual, or worldly import.

Employing the concept of zero-sum game, this lifestyle (or basic methodology) is considered a viable refuge for the otherwise helpless, disenfranchised, and lost, yet more commonly found among the well-heeled but lazy.
The crowd was heavily laden with Narciste parasites hoping to sink their teeth into the flesh of a successful white male who had said some things that some would never tolerate.
by Nice Badger January 4, 2020
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