Napoleon

A delicious pastry

Napoleon almost conquered Europe and all he gets is a pastry.


At least it's good.

by yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm August 24, 2008

Napoleon

A short person who fancies himself hot shit.

Him with his little moustache and his attitude. What a little Napoleon!

by cornholio October 16, 2003

Napoleon

Another term for cold, windy, rainy or snowy. Napoleon. ie nippy.

Wear a coat it's Napoleon out.

It's what?

Napoleon...nippy

by Mr Agreeable November 5, 2011

Napoleon

The sexual act of having a much-loved and well-valued partner (of the same or opposite sex, depending what your desires are) perform fellatio on you while you attempt to conquer a country with a 600, 000 strong army. It is professed that when attempting to anex Russia, one receives a heightened sexual experience.

Man! I was just about to kick those Red motherfuckers' asses but that bitch Josephine went down on me and I took my eye off the prize! It was the shit though! Totally blew into her mouth; she was totally gagging.

by Eric the Red January 22, 2007

A Napoleon

1. The act of putting two twin beds together to make a king

2. Dude, why don't your sheets fit the king size bed? Dude, I pushed two full beds together and they made a short king, a Napoleon. Duuude, that's sweet.

by Empress Akira February 27, 2014

Napoleon

A sex act in which a partner waits for the other to fall asleep, then recreates Napoleon's portrait where his hand is inside his jacket pocket by quickly jamming four fingers into the sleeping partner's vagina or anus. The offending partner then shouts "Avec non!" and withdraws.

"He fell asleep right after, so I hit him with a Napoleon."

by Mortimer L. Bard August 16, 2007

Napoleon

A person who puts his penis in his own anus or in other words to screw himself over like Napoleon did when he sent his troops to die in the freezing weather of Russia

Wow dude,you got the girl prego? Nice job Napoleon...

by Louis and Clark January 5, 2008