Nantucket

A fictional city where a guy lives and this gifted man can perform autofellatio on himself. And apparently likes it!

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had a dick sooo long he could suck it!
He said with a grin,
Wiping sperm from his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I would Fuck it!"

by RobYo June 19, 2008

Nantucket

Also referred to as "Whore Island", Nantucket is an island off the coast of Massachusetts. Many claim to have vacationed there, some even claim to live there. However, everyone in America knows Nantucket is merely a dumping site for sluts, skanks, whores, and returned mail order brides..So the next time someone tells you they're from Nantucket, specifically at an off campus party, don't fall for it..they're just trying to get into your pants..

Ew dude..I hope you didn't let her get into your pants, girls from Nantucket are whores

by casshole5555555 May 5, 2011

Nantucket

small island off of Massachusetts. In the summer asshole tourists ruin the island and in the winter the much less rich natives live there. Best place on the entire world if not for the people that don't know what ACK actually means. You can do almost anything on the island and it is loads of fun.

Hey guys when we go to Nantucket we should totally visit brant point I heard thats what all the natives do

by dfhdafhgad July 2, 2015

Nantucket Nibbler

This is a sex move that can only be performed when the female is pregnant. The male must first nibble on the woman's breats, excreting a small amount of milk into his mouth. The man then deposits the milk into the woman's vagina and uses it as lube while he fucks her.

My wife finally let me give her the Nantucket Nibbler last night

by Jewmaster3000 November 22, 2010

Nantucket Bidet

When you're on a boat using the bathroom, and the waves are so fierce that the water from the toilet comes up and gets in your butthole.

God, the seas were so rough this morning that I got a Nantucket Bidet on the way to Figawi.

by CLarry2 May 25, 2017

Nantucket Red

1. A Particular shade of red, bright with a slightly faded look.
2. Basically, it's the WASPiest color ever.

Did you get the new J. Crew catalogue? They have these really cute Nantucket Red khakis...

by Miles October 4, 2004

Nantucket Sleighride

A "Nantucket Sleighride" was the result of harpooning a whale. The ship subsequently was dragged behind the whale by a line running from the harpoon to the ship. The Nantucket Sleighride would continue until the whale died, the line broke, or the ship sank.

After harpooning the whale, the good ship "Alabaster" was taken on a Nantucket Sleighride for nearly an hour.

by Museum Man June 29, 2005