Nards

A pair of extremely humongous testicles

Female: "Jonathan, your nards keep slapping against my ass cheeks!"
Jonathan: "Sorry, baby girl. Shit happens."

by Invisibleclit June 12, 2022

Nards

A word that you say as a reaction to an accidental event that occurs

“Oh nards I dropped my nuggets!”

by grimmy4life June 19, 2022

nards of doom

Big swinging balls that try to knock you into the swill water on MXC.

Oh no Vic, he got hit by the nards of doom.

by t September 7, 2004

suck nards

v. to suck testicles. Term generally used to express disgust over someone's behaviour or a complaint over the outcome of a situation (generally negative).

Dude! I can't believe you just did that! You're distgusting! Ew man, you totally suck nards.

by Murphy's Law November 24, 2005

creamed nards

When your balls are kicked so hard that the testicles turn into a pain soaked mush.

YO, THAT NIGGA WAS GONNA BEAT THAT DOG BUT THIS MOTHA FUCKA DONE SERVED THAT NIGGA A HELPING O' CREAMED NARDS!!! YO.

by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 4, 2017

lymph nards

1. small testicles

2. what a married man has if he doesn't wear the pants in his own house

3. a reference to the size a man's balls get after years of consuming GMO's packaged in containers lined with BPA's

Billy's man boobs complemented his lymph nards perfectly.

by austinzyxw September 10, 2012

Jacking Nards

The act in which one fucks with or pisses another person off in a gay way. Not literally jacking another man’s cumsack

Mike: you are fag
Guy 2: shut the fuck up and quit jacking nards you dumb smelly ape

by DickDude2002 September 23, 2019