Nardsville 

The term nardsville is used to describe the jack! He is an amazing talented football player, with a delightful body and nice pecks.

Chris says: woo, whos that! hes hot!
Tyrone: Oh thats nardsville, hes such a hunk!

Nardsville by Carloss31 April 11, 2011

tardsville 

Consuming an excessive amount of alcohol, and or drugs to a point where you can't stop acting like a retard.

Dennis: Where the fuck is Steve?
Fran: He's out back, face down in the bird bath. He's been in tardsville since 7pm

tardsville by Shmo Nerk November 22, 2006