Mystifier

A female who has penis but keeps it a secret until it is revealed to the person they are attempting to have intercourse with

Me and my girl where about to go down until I found out she was a mystifier

by JupiterLOJ February 12, 2017

motified

Provided with a motive; motivated

I'd mail you my mortgage check, but I ain't motified enough to get up off my ass.

by Elwood January 20, 2004

mortified

The feeling anyone gets when they open the Thin Crust Pizza "Dinner Entree" by NutriSystem, and discover that the disk is only 4" across.

This is my dinner entree. I am mortified!

by Kate Stevens March 28, 2008

murder mysteried

When a group of girls go to the washroom together drunk, all piss in the same toilet and there's period blood and a tampon left in the bowl.

Dude, someone just muder mysteried your toilet!

So I went into the washroom after those chicks and the bowl looked like a CSI episode. Which one of you murder mysteried my toilet?

by ketchupmustardnorelish September 26, 2010

Muntified

Being beetin badly in a sport/activity by a munter (skinny, ugly whore) or having had sexual intercoarse with a munter.

Alan: "Did you get spanked in tennis?"
Steve: "Omg, I was totally muntified"
or
Steve: "last night I had it with a total munter"
Alan: "Ha! You've just been Muntified!"

by DinoGirl29 January 4, 2010

mortified runner

A super crazy hyperactive dog that runs fast

Dukas runs like a mortified runner

by Omychiz October 21, 2017

Mustified

Past tense for Musitfy

Its derived from Urdu/Hindi word "Must" for something that is good looking and stunning in appearance.

Making something good in appearance, beautifying or making it attractive.

Ali "Oh ! man you just mustified your car, it look awesome."

by shkb March 9, 2010