Manjeetism

Believing in the teachings of Manjeet The Almighy. Manjeetists usually follow Manjeets 5 Very Important Rules(see definition) and believe in the 3 basic principles of Manjeetism, which include:

-Despite popular belief, Manjeet The Almighty did in fact build the world in 3 days.
-Manjeet The Almighty can Satisfy any woman, ANY woman.
-Manjeet The Almighty built the first McDonalds with his bare hands in 1963.

If you do not believe in the teachings of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, Manjeetism is the way to go.

by Manjeet The Almighty February 22, 2009

Manjeet's Magic Carpet

A pubic patch in the shape of an arabian rug, which is worn by, (you guessed it), Manjeet himself.

My love life was dead until i grew Manjeet's Magic Carpet, now turning on my girl is a breeze!

by Manjeet The Almighty March 1, 2009

mwe fut manje tout bagay

i'll fucking eat everything!!!

hatian-creole

yo brada im so hungry, mwe fut manje tout bagay!!!

by adam g.reen in LI April 14, 2008

Manjerked

The intense emotional feelings men get when females don’t return to their area of the bar . Applies to multiple social situations involving a man’s procurement and delivery of alcohol to the female. This feeling is usually proceeded after hearing the words “I’ll be right back”

That girl really manjerked you last night. Don't buy her any more drinks.

by Master McBean December 9, 2008

manjer

alternate slang for "sandy vag".
used to describe a woman that seems to have sand in her vagina.

"go do the dishes you dirty manjer!"

by laloooootj85 February 27, 2007

Manjerine

A manjerine is a little orange.

No0b3: succing on a manjerine DUDE.

by Bukkakegang July 22, 2019

manJetta

A Jetta driven a suspected homosexual male, one step above a mangina. Can also be used for a man driving a Golf or VW Bug but will always be referred to as a manJetta.

"Dude, did you see John's manJetta."
"Yeah, I think he might be gay."

by Mike Honscience February 8, 2009