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Mutton cock

Wide shiny greasy dick like a bit of fat lamb Kebab
Josh got kegged man he had a proper Mutton Cock
by Big Chungus PIG June 21, 2021
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mississippi mutton chops

When an overweight man or woman deliberately refrains from wiping their ass, and sits on the face of a consenting or non-consenting individual, giving said individual the appearance of having long, shitty mutton-chop sideburns
Guy 1 (Submissive): Make sure you perch right, lest the middle of my face get covered in shit
Guy 2 (Dominant): Don't worry. I've done Mississippi Mutton Chops before
by redexplosion March 21, 2009
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Alphabetical Mutation

A typo, but no ordinary typo.

This typo is something special, a word that will pop up and change your life forever, you may even bring it into your everyday speech. Although if you have any sanity or common sense you probably won't.

Often a word that comes with retarded spelling, but still vaguely understandable with its true meaning. A simple slip of the finger on your keyboard is all it takes, and there you have it... An Alphabetical Mutation.
"I wore my undies twice in a week hahaha"

"you're fairly crazy"

"way to go to crush my hopes and dreams"

"how did i do that? unless your hopes and dreams involved ubdies.."

"ubdies? don't you mean undies"

"ahh yes, that was an Alphabetical Mutation"
by ErikF September 6, 2012
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mutton repeater

loading the chamber. to have a sly 5-knuckle shuffle half an hour before having a bird round and getting to the point of custard without blowing your stack. Then when she gets it.... man does she get it, both barrels if you will!
I banged the shit out of her last night, she got a mutton repeater in the face, her dry cleaning bill is enormous
by scousegaz December 8, 2009
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Muttonstache

a mustache that is grown to connect to your muttonchops.
the muttonstache is absolutley the coolest fucking thing on the planet.
by canadasucks400 September 28, 2009
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Mutton Busting

Riding a sheep; like bull riding but with a sheep.
“Hey do you want to go to the petting zoo? People will be riding sheep, Mutton Busting.”
by Mutton Busting October 3, 2017
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Mutation theory

Mutation theory states that all albanians are genetically born male and if there’s a female albanian she’s a genetic mutation
Man I met a female alb today... she broke mutation theory
by Serbjon October 22, 2020
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