I hate myself

A statement used when one is feeling extremely frustrated with oneself for a failure or flaw in one's life.

I hate myself for letting Urban Dictionary distract me from my homework.

by Insufficient Postage May 9, 2006

Cock Blocked Myself

When you are about to score with someone and you fuck yourself by saying, "I think we should think about this" or "We are rushing into this too fast" Way to go dumbass!

"I cock blocked myself whenever I said that I needed to know her more, now she is fucking my best friend. Lucky bastard."

by Oeltjens January 31, 2010

Isekai myself

When you have the wish to die and reborn at a new world with the memories of your past life

Dude, my life sucks. I want to isekai myself and try again.

by TheThyg November 26, 2019

off myself

the act of commiting sucide

"i totally tried to off myself last night"
"thats so stupid man"

by jessica78678 December 16, 2007

im feeling myself

Like when some one is enjoying what/how they look

Ouuu, I'm feeling myself today

Im feeling myself: Enjoying how that person looks today

by .........123456789 August 27, 2017

feeling myself

feeling good about yourself or thinking you look good.

"you look good today!"
"i know right? i'm totally feeling myself!"

by clybeismybroskie November 6, 2016

I want to kill myself.

What do you think it means?

I don't see any purpose in life and am completely socially inept, I want to kill myself.

by Dras June 18, 2016