Murphed 

to be defeated in shame; utterly crushed

We all got murphed.

Murphed by John Klingerton March 13, 2011

Murphed 

(v) making out with britton murphy at a party

1: Yo who got Murphed last night?

2: Like 7 people dude!

Murphed by Yoooboi May 18, 2021

Murphed 

Adj. When an overly active anus has been penetrated so many times that the rectum no longer grips around inserted objects.

Origin: From the mid-2010s, when Carl gave Murphy an anal prolapse.

My dick didn’t feel anything when I fucked his murphed hole.

Murphed by gdiz916 July 7, 2022

Murphed 

The act of trying your hardest yet, still managing to “fumble the bag” or catch a major “L” when the team/squad is relying on you.

He just couldn’t land his shots, he murphed our chance at winning first place!

Murphed by Left testiiiii January 28, 2024

Murphed 

The same as being "Diddy'd" except Murphy is doing it.

If you attend the Murphy party, you may be Murphed.

Murphed by Murphed Expert March 24, 2025

murphed

To be in a ‘less than’ position, to be screwed in your circumstances

She realized she was murphed after finding out her vehicle was no longer operable.

murphed by LilMisc September 5, 2026

murphed up

Being extremely intoxicated and abrasive.

Man, I drank a bottle of Jamo last night. I was completely murphed up.

murphed up by Murphy mcmurphy August 8, 2015