The most beautiful man you will ever lay eyes upon. An absolute model. Anyone who happens to cross paths with him must bow down in respect. Disrespect him and you'll surely regret it.
-Paws: 10/10 Softness, 100/10 Toe Beans
-Ears: 10/10
-Sheep Tummy: 1000/10 (A little chunky)
-Tail: 12/10 Fluffy
-Looks: ♾/10 (An absolute MODEL)
-Personality: Unratable, he's like no other
-Balls- Gone. (Rip)
Again, this man is an absolute model, his hair is undeniably soft and luxurious. He's ready to strike a pose anywhere anytime, it's quite awe-inspiring. His charismatic personality and clear-cut looks will surely capture the hearts of those around him. Additionally, he has a mysterious phobia of tissues. Moths are the best snack, according to Murmas, though he occasionally enjoys a cheese bricc. This heptalingual man knocks the socks off everyone just by his mere presence.
His hobbies may include but are not limited to; Biting ass
Note: The name Murmas originates from Murma, an ancient Africian voodoo belief in which your penis detatches itself from the crotch, grows legs, and travels across Great Britain. This is usually done for breeding or monetary purposes. But luckily, it will return within 6-12 months. If not, its said you are to stick a stamped address envelope up your ass and you will grow a new one.
-Paws: 10/10 Softness, 100/10 Toe Beans
-Ears: 10/10
-Sheep Tummy: 1000/10 (A little chunky)
-Tail: 12/10 Fluffy
-Looks: ♾/10 (An absolute MODEL)
-Personality: Unratable, he's like no other
-Balls- Gone. (Rip)
Again, this man is an absolute model, his hair is undeniably soft and luxurious. He's ready to strike a pose anywhere anytime, it's quite awe-inspiring. His charismatic personality and clear-cut looks will surely capture the hearts of those around him. Additionally, he has a mysterious phobia of tissues. Moths are the best snack, according to Murmas, though he occasionally enjoys a cheese bricc. This heptalingual man knocks the socks off everyone just by his mere presence.
His hobbies may include but are not limited to; Biting ass
Note: The name Murmas originates from Murma, an ancient Africian voodoo belief in which your penis detatches itself from the crotch, grows legs, and travels across Great Britain. This is usually done for breeding or monetary purposes. But luckily, it will return within 6-12 months. If not, its said you are to stick a stamped address envelope up your ass and you will grow a new one.
"Murmas brought me sunshine when I only saw rain, he brought me laughter when I only felt pain."
"I don't think you could meet anyone quite as angelic as Murmas"
"Damn that Murmas is a real ass biter, ugh"
"Have you seen his new modeling pics? Omg they're so hot!"
"I love Murmas!"
"I don't think you could meet anyone quite as angelic as Murmas"
"Damn that Murmas is a real ass biter, ugh"
"Have you seen his new modeling pics? Omg they're so hot!"
"I love Murmas!"
by ynn&pikole July 9, 2020
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by -xMEx- January 2, 2009
Get the MCRmy mug.Bambo is the main character of a childrens poem where a 10 year old african is presented as studious, but when he comes home he is mischievous. When his mom ask him to drink his milk, he climbs a tree, and when his mom asks him to take a bath, he is afraid he will turn white.
His name is coined from the word bamboo.
His name is coined from the word bamboo.
1. Murzynek Bambo
Murzynek Bambo w Afryce mieszka
czarną maskórę ten nasz kolezka
uczy się pilnie przez całe ranki
ze swej murzyńskiej pierwszej czytanki.
A gdy do domu ze szkoły wraca,
psoci figluje to jego praca,
aż mama krzyczy Bambo łobuzie,
a Bambo czarną nadyma buzię
Mama powiada napij się mleka
a on na drzewo mamie ucieka,
mama powiada choć do kąpieli
a on się boi, ze się wybieli
Lecz mama kocha swojego synka,
bo dobry chłopak z tego murzynka,
szkoda, ze Bambo czarny wesoły,
nie chodzi razem z nami do szkoły.
-Julian Tuwin
See Duo Stars - Murzynek Bambo
In the music video for this, a polish african kid portray murzynek bambo.
Murzynek Bambo w Afryce mieszka
czarną maskórę ten nasz kolezka
uczy się pilnie przez całe ranki
ze swej murzyńskiej pierwszej czytanki.
A gdy do domu ze szkoły wraca,
psoci figluje to jego praca,
aż mama krzyczy Bambo łobuzie,
a Bambo czarną nadyma buzię
Mama powiada napij się mleka
a on na drzewo mamie ucieka,
mama powiada choć do kąpieli
a on się boi, ze się wybieli
Lecz mama kocha swojego synka,
bo dobry chłopak z tego murzynka,
szkoda, ze Bambo czarny wesoły,
nie chodzi razem z nami do szkoły.
-Julian Tuwin
See Duo Stars - Murzynek Bambo
In the music video for this, a polish african kid portray murzynek bambo.
by shdwsclan April 12, 2009
Get the murzynek bambo mug.After taking a painful shit you end up walking like a mummy and/or zombie in order to not upset your asshole.
Wife: Are you okay dear?
Typical guy/husband: Yeah but I just took a big Mummy Shit and it hurts so bad!
Wife: Pig.
Typical guy/husband: Yeah but I just took a big Mummy Shit and it hurts so bad!
Wife: Pig.
by AzzaCadabra October 30, 2010
Get the Mummy Shit mug.Used in a verbal quarrel or intense conversation. If someone is making unnecessary comments or judgments vociferously and disrespectfully, which is not professional and it's not ethical(especially an egoist or radicalism who is overreacting), the person who is fighting feels disdainful or meaningless about the argument can use it for expressing sensation about his/her contentions are pointless and also makes them feel overwhelmed, embarrassed and ashamed.
The person talks to himself/herself out loud and is ignored.
The person talks to himself/herself out loud and is ignored.
by catty box July 2, 2023
Get the loud murmur mug.A "Murky Sauna" is a drop shot. First warm 4 oz. of Guinness in either a pan or microwave. It shouldn't be boiled, just warmed. Then drop an half ounce of Bailey, and an ounce of vodka. For added murk use Pernod instead of Baileys.
Chad "Last night I got wasted on Murky sauna's, and when I puked it smelled like a fu*king gutter in Dublin"
Rupert "That sounds awesome......wait a murky what?"
Chad "You don't know what a murky sauna is.......really?!?
Rupert "i suck"
Rupert "That sounds awesome......wait a murky what?"
Chad "You don't know what a murky sauna is.......really?!?
Rupert "i suck"
by Pskawt81 March 22, 2011
Get the Murky Sauna mug.(pronouned M-C-army)The devoted fans of the band My Chemical Romance. You would recognize a really bad, cliche member of the MCRmy by their obsession with trying to look like a member of MCR. They could probably also tell you everyone in MCR's birthday, zodiac sign, favorite food, shoe size, and second cousin's name. Even though, they may seem silly and obsessed, the MCRmy is the coolset group of people around and most would tell you that they are proud to be one of the MCRmy elite.
by Dr. Poopslice December 30, 2005
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