munted

damaged, broken, deformed, fucked-up, drunk

We'll have to walk; my car's munted!

by Paddy Smith April 11, 2003

munted

to put it simply, fucked. covers everything.

1. "this piece of shit stereo is really munted now."
2. "yeah, sorry bout that, i was well munted last night"

by __lux__ September 20, 2006

munted

stuffed up, wrecked.

I munted my drawing.
This picture is munted

by Abby January 21, 2005

munted

To be completely ruined, destroyed indefintely.

Your TV's munted as all hell.

by bondy April 9, 2005

The muted-flute

An exercise executed to avoid embarrassment whilst going to the loo in a place where a large, and/or loud poo may be released, and consequently heard by others.

A large amount of loo paper (sometimes a towel) is held directly underneath the bottom of the seated individual currently on the loo. Thus, the excess paper is designed to absorb most of the sound given off from the motion and changes the pitch of the tone to a more subdued base note.

Normally performed in public toilets where the walls separating the individual bowls are marginal; but also when a colleague/family member is know to be in close proximity.

Sam heard the others standing outside the loo, and because of the thin walls was forced to perform the muted-flute to avoid detection and embarrassment from his peers.

Josh entered the public loo's and knew straight away that today he'd be exercising the muted-flute as the partition between the individual lavatories was minimal.

Tom was going for a big crap - the muted flute was the obvious choice.

by goat19 May 16, 2009

Mupped

To be acting in a way which is irregular or abnormal.

"My computer is mupped."
"I mupped up on my exam."
"Yo B, thats some mupped up shizzle."

by SB and AV October 26, 2004

Munted

A technical term describing the state of Christchurch sewer system after February 2011 Earthquake.

"Our main sewer truck is seriously munted," Mayor Bob Parker told TVNZ. "I believe that is the technical term."

by Adulcia March 15, 2011