Muffinology

Muffinology is the study and religion of Muffin's and worshiping The Glorious Muffin Man, for he will return and reign down upon us the most delicious flavor of Muffin ever to be revealed. To the Blueberry, Chocolate Chip, Banana Nut, and Cranberry Nut, Baken.

I went to study Muffinology and brought my basket of Muffins with me.

by Pope of Muffinology February 24, 2009

Muffintopulating

When a person, usually a female, wears pants that are too tight for their belly causing their fat to flow over the top of the waist of their pants.

Man, check out that girl! She looks so weird muffintopulating like that. Maybe she needs to buy bigger pants or lose some weight...

by xo0KiMBeRLy0ox May 2, 2014

muffinroll

A person who, while playing board games, puts the dice on their mouth and rolls the muffin.

That guy is a total muffinroll, he rolled his muffin when casting a fireball in D&D.

by MuffinRoll February 28, 2018

Blueberry Muffintop

The bruised layers of squidgy, jelly filled, doughnut-like folds of chubbiness between the tummy and the breast area, but just above the waist. The bruising is a result of pushing and pulling the layers of chub in an attempt to squeeze into a pair of jeans 3 sizes too small! Come on already!

WTF man! I've heard of muffintop, but she's got to have blueberry muffintop!

by 99999999 May 14, 2010

muffinious

a dickhead with no life

muffinious should die in a hole

by mikael pervez May 1, 2019

muffintastic

For those of you that love muffins, this compares an object to the awesomeness of muffins.

I love your earrings: they're muffintastic!

by lizard6745 September 17, 2009

Muffington

A guy who likes muffing or to "go down" on his chick.

You are such a muffington

by Sipz March 7, 2018