Joseph mueller is an ok dude. He owns way too many watches and so many colorful socks. He is known for wearing tight pants and rolling up the bottom to make man-capris. He loves to travel and get tattoos. Watching iced coffee swirl with protein nut milk is one of his favorite past times, as is collecting gold decor for his house. He also loves tamping his espresso down and prefers a semi firm tamp. Joseph Mueller is known as the Fearless Leader of the MOVE Group and has sold just a boat load of real estate. He loves his mama. He has two kids and the three of them all have matching eyes.
by Mint100 September 3, 2017
Get the joseph mueller mug.Something that goes on and on and on and on and never ends, but also never produces anything useful. Purposefully carrying something to its furthest extent to annoy another. Origin: The Robert Mueller Investigation. Also see MuellerGASIM, Muelldozed, Pulling a Mueller, Muelleresque.
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Can be used as a noun or a verb.
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A quality or way of life involving being exceedingly innocent in reality, but saying terribly sexually inappropriate things without realizing it in front of children.
Muellerist: "Alright, class, let's look up Leda and the Swan." Class: (dead silence) Muellerist: "Oh my, why are these so graphic?" Class: "What a muellerism!"--- Muellerist with a speech impediment in a Croc's store: "Goth, theeth cocs are tho comforthabul!" Friends: "Mueller!"
by Alberth Wethker March 20, 2011
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by arooo June 1, 2018
Get the Mueller mug.Even as if getting a foot massage from another guy wasn't bad enough, the smell of the water was like dank underwear covered in malt vinegar. The accuracy of this muellerism was like nothing they had ever seen.
by 0mueller0 February 26, 2008
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Muellers often live in such redneck area's as Rural areas of Washington state or the Deep South.
They dress in white trash clothing such as checked shirts and allways wear baseball hats , they love to watch Dirt Track racing and their whole life is spent on a quest to actually design build a hobby sports car from that old Camero that has been laying dormant and rusty at the boneyard for the last 10 years.
They generally have atleast one of their front teeth missing and like to grow those funny beards under their botton lips.
If your a Mueller then there is a very good chance "That you really are your own Grandpa.!."
Muellers often live in such redneck area's as Rural areas of Washington state or the Deep South.
They dress in white trash clothing such as checked shirts and allways wear baseball hats , they love to watch Dirt Track racing and their whole life is spent on a quest to actually design build a hobby sports car from that old Camero that has been laying dormant and rusty at the boneyard for the last 10 years.
They generally have atleast one of their front teeth missing and like to grow those funny beards under their botton lips.
If your a Mueller then there is a very good chance "That you really are your own Grandpa.!."
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by James Furlong October 24, 2007
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by Gene March 31, 2005
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