by Anonymous February 09, 2003
A mount is a position of one being (he) sitting on another (she) She will lay down on her back and he will put his butt on her stomach. His crotch will also be wrapped around her waist. Her legs will be behind his butt. Vice versa. This can be used for mating, wrestling, and home wrestling. Mating) You can kiss ur mate or squeeze her b00bies.
Wrestling) You can pin ur opponent down with this position
Home wrestling) u can do multiple things from this position, u can punch ur opponent, u can sit and fart on their face, u can also just sit their and make them cry. I usually start to teabagg them.
Wrestling) You can pin ur opponent down with this position
Home wrestling) u can do multiple things from this position, u can punch ur opponent, u can sit and fart on their face, u can also just sit their and make them cry. I usually start to teabagg them.
1) Grace: Get on my body mark
2) And Mark takes the mount winning the match!
3) Grace: fight me!!
Mark: *Mounts her in mount position*
Grace: Get off of me mark!!
Mark: Ima teabagg u
Grace: NOOOO
*Inserts sweaty stinky hairy nuts into graces mouth*
2) And Mark takes the mount winning the match!
3) Grace: fight me!!
Mark: *Mounts her in mount position*
Grace: Get off of me mark!!
Mark: Ima teabagg u
Grace: NOOOO
*Inserts sweaty stinky hairy nuts into graces mouth*
by fortnitetyceno2kbro June 21, 2020
A hood in da Nati where the gangstas and dealers rule and all the police got shot or joined gangs. People often use the phrases "worse than Hell", and "Birthplace of evil" in describing it. To this date, the only area reportedly worse than this place of death is Kentucky, home of mullets and banjos.
by G dawg S February 24, 2004
when you go around looking for reindeer decorations during Christmas season and when you find them you balance one's front on the other's back, in a sex position.
"Yo, let's go mounting tonight! I saw some reindeer in Mrs. Robinson's lawn"
"It feels wrong when you mount a baby reindeer on an adult reindeer"
"It feels wrong when you mount a baby reindeer on an adult reindeer"
by ridds November 24, 2007
"The drive through Boston today after the Red Sox game was such a mount, it took like 2 hours to get through the city."
"Wrapping 100ft, 2 inch thick generator cables is a mount."
"Wrapping 100ft, 2 inch thick generator cables is a mount."
by JohnnyClemz June 15, 2008
by Penis McTithead February 19, 2004
noun: A fucked up situation that is illogical. Often used to describe what kind of outcome might result from an ill-advised decision. This term is a Deep South synonym for cluster fuck.
Guy1: Hey man why don't we head on down to the swamp and do some ketamine?
Guy2: That sounds like a hog mount waiting to happen. I think I will pass.
Guy2: That sounds like a hog mount waiting to happen. I think I will pass.
by We know it really is broken July 01, 2013