Molton

The unit measurement of an individual’s ability to grasp highly sophisticated and esoteric subject matter. Literally: "ton of mols ie great amount of molecular mass".

“She just figured out the physics of a wormhole using an abacus. Her mind must contain like a million moltons.” Or: “That guy can’t find his ass with both hands. Must have a completely molton-free brain.”

by TheVivisector October 29, 2014

molton

Something that is super hot

That girl is so hot, she's molton

by theorbit September 18, 2005

Molton Brown

Origin Regent St soap emporium. A better class of lotion lady, as opposed to a Tesco Value or No Frills

I heard that that Scary Spice is a bit of the old Molton Brown. Phwoooaaar.

by Van Baggins November 17, 2004

donald mouton

a rapper with a great personality and a big dick. he is a great person to hang around. he is talented but he wont let nobody mess with him. a person who hates haters

donald mouton went to the store and slapped a dumb-ass.

by aye aye 01 February 1, 2017

molton

Something that is hot.

The new Pendulum album is Molton.
That girl is fucking molton.

by TheOrbit September 7, 2005

moulting lava

When a women finds a used condom filled with semen in her vagina that was lost during sex.

B-rad: I can’t find that condom

Chad: Maybe it’s in my butt still

B-rad: not another moulting lava

by hectorzeroni69 May 3, 2018

Mouton Endormi

Someone that is ungrateful and wishes the worst on others.
A ''Mouton Endormi'' can easily be late for any event (restaurant, registering for a passport..).
Even with these negative aspects, a ''Mouton Endormi'' loves to smile to a point that it hurts her cheeks.

''Waow you really want to sleep now?''
''Yes I'm a mouton endormi''
''But I would love to play gin first''
''Sorry you already won too much''

by Ben Dommage May 19, 2022