Definitions by TheVivisector

Déja Flu 

The eerie feeling that one has experienced this pandemic before.

I just read that exactly a century ago, Spanish Flu raged across the world. The pandemic was followed by The Roaring Twenties, The Great Depression and World War 2. I'm getting a distinct sense of déja flu.

Déja Flu by TheVivisector February 10, 2021

defibrillatio 

A blowjob so epic it results in complete cardiac arrest. Portmanteau of "defibrillation" and "fellatio".

Dude, that wasn't just fellatio, that was defibrillatio. I swear when I came my heart like totally stopped beating or exploded or something.

defibrillatio by TheVivisector December 28, 2015

Molton 

The unit measurement of an individual’s ability to grasp highly sophisticated and esoteric subject matter. Literally: "ton of mols ie great amount of molecular mass".

“She just figured out the physics of a wormhole using an abacus. Her mind must contain like a million moltons.” Or: “That guy can’t find his ass with both hands. Must have a completely molton-free brain.”

Molton by TheVivisector October 29, 2014