Mordechai

A Mordechai is a smart, logical, and wise human being. They can sometimes come out as cold, but are really funny, talented, and entertaining when you befriend them. They can also seem like a show off, but everyone can admit they are good at what they do.

Girl: Ugh! I hate Mordechai!
Boy: Oh come on, he's actually really funny and cool once you get to know him!
Girl: But he is such a show off!
Boy: Yeah but he is really good at what he does!
Girl: I suppose...

by Estie Defines January 1, 2018

Mordetwi

A meme that has been haunting me for the past few weeks.

Person: Hey have you heard of the mordetwi meme?
Me: 💀

by Ibukiisloveandlife August 19, 2021

Mordog

A teenage boy who makes poor decisions and says unintelligent things.

Look at that Mordog over there using the band saw.
Don't be a Mordog!

by Mordo99 March 6, 2018

Mordecai and the Rigbys

A fire band from the legendary TV show Regular Show. Most remembered for they’re epic lip syncing.

Man that new Mordecai and the Rigbys song hit different

by Gayrat Willingspam August 1, 2020

Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv

"There is a video on Youtube named Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv. If you search this, you will find nothing. The few times you find something, all you will see is a 20 second video of a man staring intently at you, expressionless, then grinning for the last 2 seconds. The background is undefined. This is only part of the actual video. "The full video lasts 2 minutes, and was removed by Youtube after 153 people who viewed the video gouged out their eyes and mailed them to Youtube's main office in San Bruno. Said people had also committed suicide in various ways. It is not yet known how they managed to mail their eyes after gouging them out. And the cryptic inscription they carve on their forearms has not yet been deciphered. Youtube will periodically put up the first 20 seconds of the video to quell suspicions, so that people will not go look for the real thing and upload it. The video itself was only viewed by one Youtube staff member, who started screaming after 45 seconds. This man is under constant sedatives and is apparently unable to recall what he saw. The other people who were in the same room as him while he viewed it and turned off the video for him say that all they could hear was a high pitched drilling sound. None of them dared look at the screen. The person who uploaded the video was never found, the IP address being non-existant. And the man on the video has never been identified.

"Isn't the Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv video not the creepiest thing ever"

"OMG UR RIGHT THT IS SO SCARY!!!!!"

by Strategos Dimentio September 28, 2008

mordertorium

A period of time, of either fixed or undetermined duration, during which one or more people agree to not purchase anything through online shopping (especially Amazon).

“When our Amazon bill eclipsed our mortgage payment, we agreed to a 60 day mordertorium.”

by trippstadt June 12, 2021

S'moreo

The ingenious variation of a traditional S'more whereby the graham crackers are replaced with a split-apart Oreo. The Hershey's chocolate is optional.

--S'moreo--
Ingredients:
- 1 Oreo
- 1 marshmallow
- 1 square Hershey chocolate (optional)

Step 1: Split apart the Oreo and set aside (leave the cream in there).
Step 2: Melt/soften marshmallow over flame
Step 3: Squish that bastard in between the Oreo and the chocolate.
Step the fuck 4: Stick it all in your mouth, and enjoy.

by DBoX v1 November 4, 2011