Fuck Mozzarella

Fuck Mozzarella is an expression used to tell problems to fuck themselves

Example: Bro, chill out... Fuck Mozzarella

by Lcs23 March 19, 2021

Mozz Rods

(noun) - Those delicious, deep-fried, cheesy (or at least ostensibly made out of cheese) snacks that are the staple of pub food, late night grill orders, and hangover noms. Too many of them can stop your heart. Particularly good with pomodoro or marinara sauce.

(At Quincy Grille) "I ain't your bitch - get your own damn Mozz Rods!"

by Noshit Narwhal March 17, 2011

Moazzam

Moazzam is a kind and caring person that is very smart and caring. He may seem strange but if you give him a chance then you won’t regret it.

Hi my name is Moazzam.

by I am jeffffff August 17, 2019

mozzie

Australian for mosquito

these flaming mozzies are sucking me blood dry bazza

by brad September 20, 2003

mozzie

(Mosquitos) AKA Blood suckin bitches that inhabit Aust.

MUM: "Crikey! Look at all these bloody mozzies!! SHAZ GRAB THE AEROGUARD!" *slaps arms*
SHAZ: "Alright Mum"

by drmeme April 6, 2016

mozzed

A jinx or curse, not usually causing serious malady but bringing persistent bad luck.

An Australian colloquialism, possibly from Melbourne.

1. looks like I've been mozzed
2. they put the mozz on him just as he was about to win the the tournament.

by StephenZ April 22, 2004

Mozzarella Stick

To consume a bag of Cheetos (or cheese puffs, cheez doodles, etc.) and then proceed to masturbate without washing your hands so the penis ends up covered in the orange, cheesy dust from the food.

Billy: Did you hear about AJ?
Johnny: No, what happened?

Billy: Katie was gonna give him a handjob after Netflix night but he had a major mozzarella stick!
Johnny: Oh man, AJ must've been pissed!

by ViciousCritter January 26, 2015