Moobles

also known as “Meester” Moobles, a Moobles is a person who is often freakishly tall, dark curly hair, and plays the bass guitar inexplicably well. A Moobles is a fan of Heavy Metal, but would choose classical music any day. Moobleses are known to become heavily addicted to online games. Moobleses are indiginous to highschools in Maine, though can also be found on any roadway labeled "Lupine Drive".

look at that tall dude with the bass. he's gotta be a moobles.

by Cullan W. November 7, 2008

Ewok Moolesters

Verb: To rant endlessly about black ops to a point where everyone either begins to ignore you or threaten to kill you.

I feel like being a Ewok Moolesters today and destroy my relationships with people.

by Wiggledwarf May 24, 2011

moobles

Moobles: Utters or breasts on a male cow.

As seen in the movie At the barn yard where the bull has utters instead of his normal equipment.

"Wait does that bull have utters?"

"Those would be moobles Tim"

by benjamin33 April 4, 2009

mootlers

Mootlers are moose antlers, whether they be the real ones on a moose's head or fake ones worn as headbands by people.

Let's all wear some mootlers in celebration of moosemas!

by The Muffin Man's Wife January 12, 2005

Moogles

a description of anything that is unbelievably awesome.

Wow, these cheeseburgers are MOOGLES

by Shakarlimich December 17, 2008

Moolest

1. To be run over by a cow set loose by another person intentionally;

also known as homicide by indirect trampling.

2. To milk a cow with subconscious immature thoughts to arise. This person should never be in 4 meters radius of a cow.

1. "If I see your ass on my property again I will moolest you"

"My grandfather was moolested in WW2. He was such a good man."

"The convicted pedophile faced justice by being moolested"

2. "I'm so ashamed of myself, I was milking a cow and I couldn't help but moolest"

by Wooflester May 16, 2013

MOOTLER MAMOOOOOOOOOOOMOOOOOO

A Chikin

w00t

by W00T October 21, 2003