A strange mixture between a Moose and a Monkey, this organism does not acutally exist. This has not stopped it from terrorising the dreams of many individuals who claim to have heard its haunting moan from across the mists.
by Flippzilla December 1, 2004
Get the moosekey mug.A moose knuckle at Christmas time. Or a moose knuckle decorated festively Usually found in red and green (holly embellishments are not required, but common).
Wow, they really should censor that Olympic ice skater's mooseltoe. You can practically see his holly bush.
by Flash Bazbo December 8, 2017
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Get the Mooselover mug.What Bullwinkle would be making during hunting season if he ventured out in da open without wearing his orange neck-scarf.
If a member of da largest species in da deer-family made da "moosetake" of carelessly showing himself to a hunter, he might likely end up as "moosesteaks".
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