phat mooseknuckle

1) A large and defined outline of a man's genitalia in his too tight pants.
2) A member of the Clayton High School Ultimate Frisbee Team.

"Dude, those pants give you a phat mooseknuckle. That will help you in picking up some dirty bitches."

by Jkizzlefashizzle May 12, 2010

Fatty Mooseknuckle

A fat ugly girl with a huge cameltoe or fat pouch extruding from her pelvis area.

"Damn dude, that Melissa is a Fatty Mooseknuckle!"

by BxB August 29, 2005

Mooseknuckle

To throw a very low knuckleball to fool batters.

The Mooseknuckle often drops onto the plate.

by Lutzie October 7, 2009

Mooseknuckle Fakeout

2 guys 1 girl. One guy reaches down a girl's panties and then the other guy feels the other guy's hand from the outside of the panties.

We were about to do it but then my buddy comes in and gives me the mooseknuckle fakeout, which totally killed the mood.

by TimzTKA June 9, 2011

Mooseknuckle soup

Similar to Swamp ass. More sweat on the nuts themselves.

It's hot today, I think I might make some MooseKnuckle Soup. I will ring the bell when it's done.

by Tim Finch, Cody Marshall June 14, 2007

mooseknuckle and beltbuckle

a crowd consisting purely of cowboys and rednecks.

At the David Allen Coe concert there was nothing but mooseknuckle and beltbuckle as far as the eye could see.

by markvz September 3, 2009

Mooseknuckle lodge

The name given to my cabin in Southeast Ohio. A hunting/fishing/drinking establishment!

As he sat in the local bar (Walter's) drinking his Bud Light and staring at the biggest mooseknuckle he'd ever seen....he said "Weez...I have the name for your cabin....the "Mooseknuckle Lodge"

by Stone June 11, 2003