Soggy Mophead

A term to mean someone with a bowl cut style of hair, usually to insult them.

A person with a soggy mophead, bowl cut style of hair.

by wildebeeste November 1, 2011

Jonny mophead

A low life who ain't doin shit but wasting your time

Girl I know you ain't talking to jonny mophead again

by TRhudy January 11, 2020

MopHeadFrancis

Originating from some guy, this name has only a select few of people with it. If this name has already been taken, something should be added to the end of it, such as ¾ or ½. (*Note: Someone doesn't have to have the same name if the chosen one wants to add something at the end.*)

MopHeadFrancis is playing Counter Stirke: Source. Lets play with him because he's cool.

by Anonymous April 16, 2005

Moorhead

A person who only cares about himself.

Oh your 2 hours late guess your running on Moorhead time.

by Mitch the Beotch June 21, 2020

mophead

unflattering term for an Anglo-European female (usually American) who believes female parts plus a bottle of hair peroxide equals instant personality and attraction. I.e., barbie, air head, bimbo, shallow, dumb

Look at that mophead flashing her boobs for beads! Way to goBarbie!

by Professor Quest August 14, 2009

mophead

A mophead is a person who is by far the most annoying pile of poop anyone can think of. They "sprain" their ACL and are "injured" for a stupidly long amount of time. And after they get surgery on it, they pretend to be crippled for over 4 months for no reason but to get the attention that nobody gives them. They proceed to walk normally and then when there's a lot of people looking at them they start fake limping, especially in front of teachers. Also, they get butt hurt if u put cheese in their mailbox and threaten to call the cops every time someone looks at them. To add to that, they got the biggest mop on their head because they don't know how to get a hair cut. They then cut it after a year to look like them baseball kids with long hair but everyone still laughs at them.

Paul: Hey you see that kid over their with that fake limp?
John: Yeah he's such a mophead.
Paul: U right no one likes him.

by bigbadratlover200000 May 20, 2018

Moonhead

To describe a young fellow who goes by the name of Dale Cook, hes head is now being researched into by NASA due to it's freakish size.

Dale's Head = The Moon
The Moon = Dale's Head

by rabbhimself March 30, 2005