Moontahan

A total beast, usually has long thick sideburns that follow down to the bottom of his ears. He also has amazing abilities to troll anyone whenever he wants staying subtle. He is also nicknamed Jacob for his aboriginal appearance and his tendancy to transform into a werewolf at command. Nothing can stand in Moontahan's path. He is bestial capabilities and appearance is unmistakable for the most fierce of creatures. Moontahan also enjoys playing tennis. He has an incredibly bulky build which he attracts other male looking females. Moontahan's favourite type of girls are Pink's and Jigglers. Moontahan's nickname, Jacob originated from his favourite movie, Twilight. He has read every book and watched every movie concerning werewolves beating vampires relentlessly. He has an incredible hate for vampires but is sexually turned on in the case of werewolves. He occasionally participates in acts of beastiality when the opportunity presents itself.

Yo, did you see that guy? He totally went Moontahan on them

Yo, that guy totally has Moontahan sideburns.

Yo, that guy's an aboriginal he's a Moontahan

by Ill C September 30, 2011

moonbait

1) An attractive girl's butt;
2) Picture of an attractrive girl showing her ass, either nude or partially nude, as opposed to boob bait;
3) Example of jailbait that is especially attractive because of her well-formed behind.

Look at that lil' ass! She's definitely some good moonbait! I wonder, though, what her boobies look like.

by DimiT April 6, 2010

Moongamers

Yes, IT IS the worst of the Battlefield servers! T

Moongamers' admins are ruthless once kicking me for saying "noob" for 1/2 year! If you call them out on allowing cheats (Aimbot, glitching, health hacks), they kick you and will without notice BAN YOU!!! I don'y miss being abused by them!!!

by stude4art May 5, 2013

Moonjog

To jog at a gentle walking pace. Not to be confused with actual exercise. Moonjogging looks like normal jogging, but the rate of speed is so slow, that the person almost seems to be running in slow motion, not unlike the images of man's first walk on the moon. Often accompanied by face grimacing, exaggerated movements, lethargy (presumably from exhaustion), assorted running gear (colorful headbands, ipods, reflective tape, light up sneakers), and a conspicuous lack of perspiration (and dignity).

Stan: "Hey, check out that chick jogging up ahead!"

Bill: "Jogging? How much exercise could you get from moving that slow?"

Stan: "Maybe she doesn't want to hurt herself?"

Bill: "Or... maybe she's afraid of hurting the ground, or killing a bug underfoot!"

Stan: "ha ha, perhaps. It's almost like she's running in zero gravity or something!"

Bill: "Yeah, she's moonjogging!"

(much laughter)

by lostpyrate September 10, 2009

Spanking the moonface

Another slang for masturbating, pleasuring ones self or fingering.
May be used in conjunction with beating the pufferfish.

Person A: What are you doing?
Person B: Beating the pufferfish.
Person A: What the actual....?
Person B: You know, spanking the moonface.
Person A: Ah.... I'll leave you to it then.

by Tbell November 9, 2014

moonbathing

to bask under the moonlight; the opposite of sunbathing

I went moonbathing the other night even though the sky was slightly cloudy.

by cisi September 5, 2006

moonbat

A liberal, progressive, or left-wing person who promotes irrational conspiracy theories involving conservatives.

Helen is a moonbat - she thinks Ronald Reagan ordered the murder of John Lennon becuse of Lennon's anti-war views.

by vonTrips August 29, 2009