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Ligma Awareness Month

July is known as Ligma Awareness Month to spread awareness about the horrible disease Ligma.
July shall be known as Ligma Awareness Month after both Ninja and Supreme Patty lost their lives to this horrible disease.
by That Asian dude Manny July 19, 2018
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Montecristo

1. One of the greatest cigars in the world. Once hand rolled in Cuba, now from Dominican Republic.

2. Count of "Montecristo" - famous wronged individual who served decades in prison until escape and treasure gave him means to correct injustice.

3. Location on west coast of California habitated by Jimmi C and his favorite Chinavieja.
1. Jimmi Ray lit a Montecristo, put on a CD by Jimmy Buffet, poured himself a Mojito and pulled Dulce Maria on to his lap for a sunset moment.

2. Edmund Dantes escaped prison by hiding in a bag that the guards thought contained a dead man, went to an island where he found a massive treasure and then moved back home and took the name "Count of Montecristo" as he tied up a few loose threads in sweet revenge.

3. Jimmi Ray worked for 20 years as a measure, inspector and advertising guy and then retired to a place he called "Montecristo" where the Russian River became the Pacific Ocean.
by jim christ May 12, 2008
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Trip short people month

During Trip Short People Month, also known asDecember,” you can trip anyone 5’6” or under
A: Why did you trip me?
B: Because it’s Trip Short People Month, and you’re 5’4”
A: I measured myself over break! I’m 5’5”!
B: That’s a fucking lie, but it makes no difference
by nattycowdoy December 2, 2021
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Truck Month

The best Month of all the Months. You're generally stupid if you dont think it is the best of them all. Trucks will reign the land.
by WaterninjaX June 6, 2019
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spooky month

a month where two little kids go around town doing this smexy dance while yelling ITS'A SPOOKY MONTH
by hahaphunnyjokes December 7, 2020
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Monteo

Dude 1: yo that chick couldn't walk right today
Dude 2: must've been Monteo
by BIGROD696969 May 30, 2019
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Slap ass month

Everyone! This is your chance to slap people’s ass, Every boyfriend out there go slap your girls ass and I bet you won’t regret it😉
Boy:(Slaps her/his ass)
Girl:ohhh it’s “Slap ass month
by By a bad bitch October 1, 2019
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