These are the small bumps that may exist on the areola of a woman. They usually live on women with large plump areolas . These glands surround the nipple and normally number from 2 to 24 in number. Typically the larger the nipple and areola, the more of these beautiful little nibblers there are on a given breast. They actually look like little nipples. When a woman is cold or aroused they become more prominent! They are named after an 18th century researcercher who researched these puppies whose name is Grover Montgomery.
I told my friend Tom Cruise {yes, the Tom Cruise} that this hoe at my gym that prances around topless has the most amazing Glands of Montgomery. Cruise told me he would rather suck a penis with Glands of Montgomery than do so with a nipple. Adam from Maroon 5 feels the same way. Adam from Maroon 5 is gay.
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Bobby didn't do his English homework, so had to pull of a Montgomery paragraph on the bus this morning.
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Medical procedure pioneered for the purpose of placing an indwelling Foley catheter in a person with such a large body habitus that his penis is embedded in a cavity of adipose tissue as such rendering the person to having a mangina. A vaginal speculum with light is placed into the mangina and opened allowing the penis to be extended just enough for a Foley to be placed.
I had this guy in room 9 last night whose mangina was so big I had do The Montgomery just to get a catheter in for a urine sample.
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Get the Montgomery mug.A small town made famous for creating the Texas state flag that was, in previous years, highly regarded for its stunning academic background and highly sophisticated arts programs (choir. theater, band, etc) that earned them a spot as one of the most highly praised schools in Texas.
It Tom only one year for it to lose that gleaming reputation when it was caught up in a ghastly synthetic drug scandal. After that it became a hotspot for xanax, acid, cocaine and LSD.
Now, Montgomery county is full of small town white kids that think their shit don't stink and have the small town kid mentality that makes them think they can use mommy and daddy's hard earned money for their truck accessories and drugs for them and their friends.
It Tom only one year for it to lose that gleaming reputation when it was caught up in a ghastly synthetic drug scandal. After that it became a hotspot for xanax, acid, cocaine and LSD.
Now, Montgomery county is full of small town white kids that think their shit don't stink and have the small town kid mentality that makes them think they can use mommy and daddy's hard earned money for their truck accessories and drugs for them and their friends.
Friend one: dude you used to be such a good guy...what happened
Friend two: *snorts line of coke*
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Montgomery is one of the most amazing friends I've ever had! I don't know what I would do without him.
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