monsterbator

n.

1. one who monsterbates
2. a monster masturbating
3. a huge artificial penis
4. masturbation of a large penis
5. a huge masturbating monster

If Bigfoot exists, then he's a monsterbator.

by camp lickalotta March 14, 2008

Monstercat

Born on July 1, 2011 (making them almost 6 years old as of March 14, 2017), and based in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, Monstercat is a record label that releases only electronic dance music (EDM) from artists like Tristam, Pegboard Nerds, Haywyre, Rogue, Grabbitz, etc.

Their genres are Trap, Drum & Bass (a.k.a. DnB), House, Progressive House, Tropical House, Electro, Bounce, Hard Dance, Hardcore, Happy Hardcore, Glitch Hop, 110BPM, Moombahton, Indie Dance, Nu Disco, Synthwave, Trance, Future Bass, Dubstep, Drumstep, Breaks, Chillout, RnB, and just plain old Electronic.

"Did you hear the new Monstercat song that came out on Wednesday?"
"I heard it on their podcast stream on Tuesday!"

by Nick Winz April 1, 2017

monstertard

A word usually describing a burly man, with forearms that have the same diameter as a sewer pipe. A monstertard's mental capacity is lower than that of the average tard. Monstertards have been known to smash concrete with their bare hands when angered. Avoid eye contact at all costs.

Kyle Henshaw is a such a monstertard.

by pandaman054 January 23, 2011

Monsterate

A synonym for PMSing

Wow, Phoebe and Madeline always monsterate so bad around this time of the month.

by The Lone Will February 26, 2011

monstertard

A retard who excells in cretinous behaviour : someone so stupid that other retards shake their heads at their stupidity.

That monstertard just smoked a cigarette backwards...

by Lord Frazer August 7, 2006

Monsterbation

Monsterbation is the act in which you touch yourself or masturbate to ugly people as popularised by the American Deathcore band The Irish Front in the 2008 release of Universe featuring the song monsterbation.

Touching yourself to ugly girls with ugly faces, oh honey that’s what we call monsterbation

by DeathcoreMadeMeDoIt July 12, 2021

monsterbation

when one engages in the touching of oneself at a time when one's significant other is right beside them.

the monster replaces master because one who subjects themselves to such acts are obviously dirty pigs.

olive engages in monsterbation 24/7, even when he has just 69ed with the finest bitch, hence he is the ultimate perve who no one likes.

by Arntnok February 2, 2008